1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:02:19,126 --> 00:02:21,875 Pull over! That's my goat! 4 00:02:21,876 --> 00:02:26,417 - Sorry We're in a hurry - I want him back! 5 00:02:27,792 --> 00:02:31,667 - Take it easy, Cordelia - Keep quiet! 6 00:02:36,667 --> 00:02:41,208 Either you stop or I'll stop you We'll all go together 7 00:02:41,209 --> 00:02:46,250 - She's just trying to scare us - Well, she has 8 00:02:46,251 --> 00:02:47,959 My goat! 9 00:02:48,001 --> 00:02:50,584 Ooh, I'll belt her! 10 00:03:14,626 --> 00:03:16,625 I'll kill her! 11 00:03:16,626 --> 00:03:18,875 - So help me, I'll kill her! - Cordelia! 12 00:03:18,876 --> 00:03:22,833 - Yeah? Hit me here on the nose! - Look what you did to my car 13 00:03:22,834 --> 00:03:24,625 Stop that! 14 00:03:24,626 --> 00:03:26,583 - She's your sister! - She stole my goat 15 00:03:26,584 --> 00:03:29,708 - He's getting away! - Don't let her get that goat 16 00:03:29,709 --> 00:03:34,917 Cornelia! 17 00:03:36,584 --> 00:03:37,542 - Go after her! - Who, me? 18 00:03:37,543 --> 00:03:42,626 - Are you afraid of the dark? - You'll break your neck Come back here 19 00:03:43,626 --> 00:03:45,791 Goaty! Here, Billy, Billy 20 00:03:45,792 --> 00:03:49,209 He's getting away Where are you going? 21 00:03:49,251 --> 00:03:52,376 Irene! Irene! 22 00:03:53,501 --> 00:03:56,333 - We'll go that way, Brent - Sure Shall I get a rope? 23 00:03:56,334 --> 00:04:00,584 - Come on, you coward - I'm coming, but I'm not gonna look 24 00:04:01,084 --> 00:04:02,583 Here, goaty 25 00:04:02,584 --> 00:04:07,001 Billy, Billy, Billy! 26 00:04:17,834 --> 00:04:20,959 Where are you? 27 00:04:25,667 --> 00:04:28,584 Come out of there 28 00:04:38,876 --> 00:04:41,501 Now, don't! 29 00:04:41,542 --> 00:04:45,667 Please don't I'm not gonna hurt you, believe me 30 00:04:49,792 --> 00:04:52,541 You haven't seen a goat, have you? 31 00:04:52,542 --> 00:04:53,791 A goat? What goat? 32 00:04:53,792 --> 00:04:57,041 It's a little billy goat, and it stands about that tall 33 00:04:57,042 --> 00:04:58,958 No, it wasn't It was a nanny goat 34 00:04:58,959 --> 00:05:01,708 I remember now because No, it wasn't 35 00:05:01,709 --> 00:05:05,541 She had a beard Now, how do you explain that? 36 00:05:05,542 --> 00:05:07,541 - I can't - Why all the yelling and screaming? 37 00:05:07,542 --> 00:05:11,501 Do I have to have a reason to yell and scream? 38 00:05:11,542 --> 00:05:14,041 - I'm sorry we bothered you, mister - Who's this? 39 00:05:14,042 --> 00:05:18,666 Now we know where she picks up all those creeps she brings to the house 40 00:05:18,667 --> 00:05:21,291 - I didn't like that - I didn't either 41 00:05:21,292 --> 00:05:26,500 Ooh! Are you just gonna stand there and let him knock me down? 42 00:05:26,501 --> 00:05:29,375 Look, are you in the habit of hitting ladies? 43 00:05:29,376 --> 00:05:32,291 I'm more in the habit of hitting gentlemen if I have to 44 00:05:32,292 --> 00:05:35,125 - You heard him You're in no danger - Help me up, you coward! 45 00:05:35,126 --> 00:05:37,041 - If you'd just kept your mouth shut - Oh, shut up! 46 00:05:37,042 --> 00:05:40,958 And you shut up too As for you, let me tell you 47 00:05:40,959 --> 00:05:43,500 I'm getting out of here I hope he strangles you! 48 00:05:43,501 --> 00:05:48,501 We can't just let her run around the neighborhood alone, can we? 49 00:05:49,251 --> 00:05:53,791 That's the most wonderful thing anybody's ever done for me in my whole life 50 00:05:53,792 --> 00:05:56,125 - What was? - The way you flattened Cordelia 51 00:05:56,126 --> 00:05:59,250 - I never touched her - No need for false modesty with me 52 00:05:59,251 --> 00:06:04,708 I saw the whole thing and thought you were wonderful, and I thank you very much 53 00:06:04,709 --> 00:06:09,458 Well, I guess I'd better go and find my goat 54 00:06:09,459 --> 00:06:13,458 Just a minute Was there really a goat? 55 00:06:13,459 --> 00:06:16,916 Of course there was! I'll tell you something else 56 00:06:16,917 --> 00:06:20,375 If Cordelia finds him first, that means she beats me again 57 00:06:20,376 --> 00:06:22,708 - Did she beat you before? - Sure She did last year 58 00:06:22,709 --> 00:06:27,458 I would've won the scavenger hunt with a porcupine, only I was disqualified 59 00:06:27,459 --> 00:06:30,083 because one of the judges sat on it 60 00:06:30,084 --> 00:06:33,291 - What are you looking at me like that for? - Was he hurt? 61 00:06:33,292 --> 00:06:35,459 No We sent him back to the zoo 62 00:06:35,501 --> 00:06:39,208 - Who, the judge? - Don't you know what a scavenger hunt is? 63 00:06:39,209 --> 00:06:42,916 A scavenger hunt is where everybody goes out and looks for three things: 64 00:06:42,917 --> 00:06:45,416 Something mineral, something vegetable and something animal 65 00:06:45,417 --> 00:06:49,042 They've got to be silly, useless things nobody wants I see 66 00:06:49,084 --> 00:06:51,626 The first one back with all three wins 67 00:06:51,792 --> 00:06:53,292 Wins what? 68 00:06:53,667 --> 00:06:56,376 They win the honor of winning 69 00:06:56,542 --> 00:06:58,250 My mother is famous for her scavenger hunts 70 00:06:58,251 --> 00:07:01,375 She has one every year at her charity ball We give all the money to charity 71 00:07:01,376 --> 00:07:04,416 That is, if there's any left Only there never is Now you know the whole setup 72 00:07:04,417 --> 00:07:08,416 There are one or two I have the frame of an old bicycle That's mineral 73 00:07:08,417 --> 00:07:11,416 I've got 5,000 yards of dental floss That's vegetable 74 00:07:11,417 --> 00:07:16,333 And I had this goat That's animal, you know Only Cord 75 00:07:16,334 --> 00:07:20,375 - You wouldn't want to make $10, would you? - Doing what? 76 00:07:20,376 --> 00:07:24,375 Oh I'm sorry I didn't really mean anything 77 00:07:24,376 --> 00:07:26,458 That's one of the biggest problems in my life 78 00:07:26,459 --> 00:07:31,166 I'm always saying something before I realize what it is I really want to say 79 00:07:31,167 --> 00:07:33,751 Then everybody gets mad at me, and 80 00:07:33,834 --> 00:07:35,792 I'm sorry Good night 81 00:07:46,667 --> 00:07:48,500 Just a minute 82 00:07:52,584 --> 00:07:54,958 About that animal that's still missing 83 00:07:54,959 --> 00:07:58,541 I was thinking that perhaps I might get by on account of my, uh 84 00:07:58,542 --> 00:08:01,166 You'd be a smash, only I couldn't ask you after 85 00:08:01,167 --> 00:08:04,625 You're not asking me I'm asking you 86 00:08:04,626 --> 00:08:06,333 Are you really? 87 00:08:06,334 --> 00:08:10,626 Then in that case, come on! 88 00:08:18,584 --> 00:08:21,333 I beg your pardon May I get through please? 89 00:08:21,334 --> 00:08:25,458 I have a monkey Pardon me, please I beg your 90 00:08:25,459 --> 00:08:28,333 Please Thank you Thank you 91 00:08:28,334 --> 00:08:33,333 I beg your pardon I'm sorry May I get through? 92 00:08:33,334 --> 00:08:36,958 I have something animal! What is it? 93 00:08:36,959 --> 00:08:39,416 A monkey I don't like monkeys Take him away 94 00:08:39,417 --> 00:08:42,791 They have four hands You never know where they're gonna grab you next 95 00:08:42,792 --> 00:08:45,041 - Please, Vincent Vincent, come here - I'm busy 96 00:08:45,042 --> 00:08:49,333 Take him anyway There now Take him, Vincent 97 00:08:49,334 --> 00:08:52,458 Testing! Testing! How now, brown cow? 98 00:08:52,459 --> 00:08:56,583 - I say, is this microphone on? - Yes! 99 00:08:56,584 --> 00:08:58,500 I was only asking 100 00:08:58,501 --> 00:09:01,291 Listen, everybody Just a minute 101 00:09:01,292 --> 00:09:04,458 I should like to answer a certain society reporter 102 00:09:04,459 --> 00:09:07,583 who wrote a story about last year's ball and who said, 103 00:09:07,584 --> 00:09:10,166 "Most of the guests at Mrs Bullock's charity affair 104 00:09:10,167 --> 00:09:13,958 seemed to have been recruited from Mrs Bullock's Home for Wayward Girls " 105 00:09:13,959 --> 00:09:20,208 Now, this simply isn't true! We're very careful where we let our wayward girls go 106 00:09:20,960 --> 00:09:24,708 Furthermore, hardly any of them could afford the hundred dollars 107 00:09:24,709 --> 00:09:26,458 I charge all you people to come to these things 108 00:09:26,459 --> 00:09:33,250 After all, if they had that kind of money, what incentive would they have to be wayward? 109 00:09:33,251 --> 00:09:36,416 Honestly, can't you do something about my throat? 110 00:09:36,417 --> 00:09:40,250 - I've got to have something - Do I have to do everything around here? 111 00:09:40,251 --> 00:09:44,625 Don't leave me with him Vincent, come back here! 112 00:09:44,626 --> 00:09:46,958 One Bloody Angelica 113 00:09:46,959 --> 00:09:49,250 Get a load of the dizzy dame with the monkey 114 00:09:49,251 --> 00:09:53,583 I've been gettin' a load of her for 30 years That's my wife 115 00:09:53,584 --> 00:09:56,625 - Look, I'm sorry, old man - You're sorry? 116 00:09:56,626 --> 00:09:59,709 How do you think I feel? 117 00:10:01,667 --> 00:10:03,292 Howard, have you seen Cordelia? 118 00:10:03,334 --> 00:10:05,625 - No, I haven't I thought she was with you - Heaven forbid! 119 00:10:05,626 --> 00:10:10,791 I liked your mother's parties the way she used to have them, with the scavenger hunt last 120 00:10:10,792 --> 00:10:12,625 She had to change that because last year 121 00:10:12,626 --> 00:10:16,208 some of the couples who went out hunting didn't get back for days! 122 00:10:16,209 --> 00:10:17,458 Come on Where did they go? 123 00:10:17,459 --> 00:10:20,500 Well, I certainly hope you don't think I was gonna ask them! 124 00:10:20,501 --> 00:10:21,625 Everybody's dressed 125 00:10:21,626 --> 00:10:24,708 That's only because it said so on the invitation 126 00:10:24,709 --> 00:10:26,291 - Mother! - Irene, is this your monkey? 127 00:10:26,292 --> 00:10:30,208 No I wish I knew who he belongs to He's trying to pull my zipper 128 00:10:30,209 --> 00:10:34,625 Who do you belong to? To whom do you belong? 129 00:10:34,626 --> 00:10:36,625 Who is that? Oh, this 130 00:10:36,626 --> 00:10:38,333 - What's your name? - Godfrey 131 00:10:38,334 --> 00:10:40,125 This is Mr Godfrey, and I win the game 132 00:10:40,126 --> 00:10:43,416 That's mineral, this is vegetable, and Mr Godfrey is an 133 00:10:43,417 --> 00:10:45,083 He's my entry in the third category 134 00:10:45,084 --> 00:10:48,166 - Go on the platform where they can see you - Oh no, you don't! 135 00:10:48,167 --> 00:10:49,791 People aren't animals! If that were the case, 136 00:10:49,792 --> 00:10:52,625 everyone here would have at least one "something" 137 00:10:52,626 --> 00:10:55,291 "animal" before the hunt even started 138 00:10:56,917 --> 00:11:01,666 There are a great many animals, madame, that are almost human and vice versa 139 00:11:01,667 --> 00:11:06,125 I've known the difference between people and animals for a long, long time 140 00:11:06,126 --> 00:11:09,458 - Mother, there's Charles Darwin - Where is he? 141 00:11:09,459 --> 00:11:12,292 He wrote a famous book about certain specimens 142 00:11:12,334 --> 00:11:14,166 Of course I've read that 143 00:11:14,167 --> 00:11:16,625 That doesn't mean I have to agree with everything the man says 144 00:11:16,626 --> 00:11:21,583 - Let Godfrey up on the platform! - We'll put it to a vote 145 00:11:21,584 --> 00:11:23,166 Attention, please 146 00:11:23,167 --> 00:11:26,126 How many here think that we are animals? 147 00:11:26,167 --> 00:11:28,083 Please raise your right hand 148 00:11:28,084 --> 00:11:29,666 Of course we are! Sure we are Sure 149 00:11:29,667 --> 00:11:33,916 I don't believe we made allowance for that Or have we, Vincent? 150 00:11:33,917 --> 00:11:36,041 - How many points are monkeys? - Ninety 151 00:11:36,042 --> 00:11:40,208 Then Godfrey must be at least a hundred 152 00:11:40,209 --> 00:11:42,125 I expect he must be! 153 00:11:42,126 --> 00:11:44,541 - Announcement! - Announcement! 154 00:11:44,542 --> 00:11:48,250 Ladies and Gentlemen! Vincent, you do it 155 00:11:48,251 --> 00:11:52,791 Ladies and gentlemen, as the first contestant to score 150 points, 156 00:11:52,792 --> 00:11:57,125 the winner of tonight's scavenger hunt is Miss Irene Bullock 157 00:11:57,126 --> 00:12:00,833 Congratulations, darling Thank you 158 00:12:00,834 --> 00:12:04,041 You see how you can do things if you just put your mind to it? 159 00:12:04,042 --> 00:12:07,458 Where's James and the champagne? I haven't seen James all evening 160 00:12:07,459 --> 00:12:09,083 - Don't you remember? He quit - Yes, of course 161 00:12:09,084 --> 00:12:13,791 Can you imagine? James left us just because I asked him to feed Mrs Bowden's horse 162 00:12:13,792 --> 00:12:18,041 I don't see why he objected We've got plenty of food 163 00:12:18,042 --> 00:12:21,083 Oh, Godfrey! You must be hungry 164 00:12:21,084 --> 00:12:23,833 Come with me Excuse me, please 165 00:12:23,834 --> 00:12:25,041 I'm sorry 166 00:12:25,042 --> 00:12:28,791 Is Godfrey your first or your last name? Both 167 00:12:28,792 --> 00:12:33,083 Godfrey Godfrey? What's your middle initial? "G " 168 00:12:33,084 --> 00:12:35,083 - For? - Uh-huh 169 00:12:35,084 --> 00:12:36,666 Interesting You know, 170 00:12:36,667 --> 00:12:39,958 you'll never realize what a milestone tonight is in my life 171 00:12:39,959 --> 00:12:40,709 Really? 172 00:12:40,751 --> 00:12:42,958 Oh, yes To finally beat Cordelia at something 173 00:12:42,959 --> 00:12:44,625 after just years and years of trying 174 00:12:44,626 --> 00:12:47,083 And don't think I'm going to forget who I owe it all to 175 00:12:47,084 --> 00:12:50,084 The more milestones there are in somebody's life the better 176 00:12:50,126 --> 00:12:54,583 It just goes to show you that the more ragged and tattered a man is 177 00:12:54,584 --> 00:12:58,583 I'm sorry The more likely he is to say something you can quote 178 00:12:58,584 --> 00:13:03,041 Be careful of these toothpicks Everything has a toothpick 179 00:13:03,042 --> 00:13:03,459 Look 180 00:13:03,460 --> 00:13:07,041 Cordelia, you're too late It's all over Irene won the game 181 00:13:07,042 --> 00:13:09,791 - Dirty little monster - It certainly isn't my fault 182 00:13:09,792 --> 00:13:12,625 Hi, Cordelia You know Godfrey We won 183 00:13:12,626 --> 00:13:15,833 - He's my animal - Why, you no good cheat! 184 00:13:15,834 --> 00:13:19,041 Why, Cordelia! What a peculiar way to speak to your sister 185 00:13:19,042 --> 00:13:21,041 - Why are you so late? - Ask her She wrecked my car 186 00:13:21,042 --> 00:13:25,208 - She did what? - You took your time getting here tonight 187 00:13:25,209 --> 00:13:27,833 I've been here five hours We had dinner together 188 00:13:27,834 --> 00:13:29,583 - Don't you remember? - I thought that was yesterday 189 00:13:29,584 --> 00:13:31,876 Doesn't anybody care Irene smashed up my car? 190 00:13:31,917 --> 00:13:32,876 You bet I care! 191 00:13:32,917 --> 00:13:36,000 Another thing That man she's with knocked me down 192 00:13:36,001 --> 00:13:39,125 She had it coming to her She called him a creep 193 00:13:39,126 --> 00:13:42,500 You know what you said you'd do the next time she was rude to someone 194 00:13:42,501 --> 00:13:46,000 You bet I remember I said I It was you I said that to 195 00:13:46,001 --> 00:13:49,291 It was not, it was me I've never been so humiliated in my life 196 00:13:49,292 --> 00:13:51,125 You said it was stupid to go to the opera in 197 00:13:51,126 --> 00:13:53,125 weather like this without wearing long underwear 198 00:13:53,126 --> 00:13:56,875 You said that to me in front of all those people! 199 00:13:56,876 --> 00:14:00,541 If that isn't humiliating, I don't know what is, especially at a benefit 200 00:14:00,542 --> 00:14:03,125 You never even sent them a check What about my car? 201 00:14:03,126 --> 00:14:06,959 - No, honey They want money - Oh, no 202 00:14:07,959 --> 00:14:10,959 Um, Mr Godfrey! 203 00:14:13,834 --> 00:14:17,584 Godfrey! Godfrey! 204 00:14:19,709 --> 00:14:21,541 Hey! 205 00:14:21,542 --> 00:14:25,708 Mr Godfrey! 206 00:14:25,709 --> 00:14:27,708 Just exactly where do you think you're going? 207 00:14:27,709 --> 00:14:32,916 I was under the impression the game was over and you'd won Since my part was concluded 208 00:14:32,917 --> 00:14:36,375 - But you didn't get your $10 - Don't bother That's all right 209 00:14:36,376 --> 00:14:39,875 It is not all right I know you're shocked and disgusted 210 00:14:39,876 --> 00:14:43,208 And you've never met people like us That's it, isn't it? 211 00:14:43,209 --> 00:14:45,458 I had a very selfish reason for wanting to help you 212 00:14:45,459 --> 00:14:49,875 Since the venture was mutually profitable, nobody owes anybody anything 213 00:14:49,876 --> 00:14:51,333 - Good night - Wait a minute! 214 00:14:51,334 --> 00:14:53,959 Here it is your money I knew it had to be somewhere 215 00:14:54,042 --> 00:14:54,917 It's a twenty 216 00:14:54,918 --> 00:14:56,417 I don't have change 217 00:14:56,459 --> 00:15:00,916 That's all right You can pay me back some other time 218 00:15:00,917 --> 00:15:03,375 Soon as I get a job 219 00:15:03,376 --> 00:15:06,416 Oh! What a perfect butler you'd make 220 00:15:06,417 --> 00:15:08,833 with your voice and your beard and everything 221 00:15:08,834 --> 00:15:10,666 It's very obvious that somewhere along the line 222 00:15:10,667 --> 00:15:14,209 you come from a family that had at least nice table manners 223 00:15:14,626 --> 00:15:16,292 - Are you offering me a job? 224 00:15:16,542 --> 00:15:18,209 Didn't you hear mother say our butler James quit 225 00:15:18,251 --> 00:15:20,916 on account of some horse that wouldn't eat? 226 00:15:20,917 --> 00:15:23,916 - I don't recall - We could only pay you 250 a month 227 00:15:23,917 --> 00:15:27,666 Two hundred and fifty dollars? I know that isn't very much 228 00:15:27,667 --> 00:15:29,916 But there are some months that are very short 229 00:15:29,917 --> 00:15:32,125 Take February It has only 28 days 230 00:15:32,126 --> 00:15:35,876 'Course there's Leap Year, but Leap Year comes only once every four years 231 00:15:35,917 --> 00:15:39,458 That shouldn't bother you very much 232 00:15:39,459 --> 00:15:41,875 It's things like that that prey on a man's mind 233 00:15:41,876 --> 00:15:44,875 Not yours I took psychology at finishing school 234 00:15:44,876 --> 00:15:48,875 Ever since then, there's been no stopping me as far as people are concerned 235 00:15:48,876 --> 00:15:51,583 For instance, it's very, very clear to me 236 00:15:51,584 --> 00:15:53,375 that you're not at all what you pretend to be 237 00:15:53,376 --> 00:15:55,750 I haven't pretended to be anything You haven't given me a chance 238 00:15:55,751 --> 00:15:59,750 My guess would be that you're, um, a writer of some sort 239 00:15:59,751 --> 00:16:03,916 You were hanging around under that bridge gathering background material 240 00:16:03,917 --> 00:16:06,625 for a book you're writing 241 00:16:06,626 --> 00:16:07,501 Well? 242 00:16:07,502 --> 00:16:10,125 There's no point in trying to hide anything from you 243 00:16:10,126 --> 00:16:11,625 You see? What'd I tell you? 244 00:16:11,626 --> 00:16:14,959 If I am that, why would I be taking a job as your butler? 245 00:16:15,084 --> 00:16:16,417 You're gonna take it? 246 00:16:16,709 --> 00:16:20,333 Hasn't it occurred that I might be a dope peddler or a murderer? 247 00:16:20,334 --> 00:16:25,083 Oh, no! You're not the kind of man that would ever come easily to, Mr Godfrey 248 00:16:25,084 --> 00:16:28,834 Anyway, if you really did it, I'm quite sure they had it coming to them 249 00:16:29,292 --> 00:16:31,959 - Who? - Whoever you murdered 250 00:16:32,459 --> 00:16:34,625 It was just that old lady I strangled for her money 251 00:16:34,626 --> 00:16:39,416 We don't have any little old ladies at our house You can start in the morning 252 00:16:39,417 --> 00:16:41,833 What about the rest of your family? Have they got nothing to say about this? 253 00:16:41,834 --> 00:16:46,500 They'd better not say anything, what with all I've got on all of them 254 00:16:46,501 --> 00:16:51,833 We can work out the other details later I'll see you in the morning 255 00:16:51,834 --> 00:16:54,833 - Just a minute - Yes? Anything else? 256 00:16:54,834 --> 00:16:59,333 - I'll take that job - You already did, didn't you? 257 00:16:59,334 --> 00:17:04,458 Thank you very much I'll work very hard to justify your faith in me 258 00:17:04,459 --> 00:17:06,791 - You will? - Really I will 259 00:17:06,792 --> 00:17:09,792 - Good night - Good night 260 00:17:12,917 --> 00:17:15,501 Good night 261 00:17:29,417 --> 00:17:30,958 - Good morning - Hi 262 00:17:30,959 --> 00:17:33,791 - I'm the new - The new butler, what else? 263 00:17:33,792 --> 00:17:37,666 I could be the tax collector, or the milkman, or 264 00:17:37,667 --> 00:17:39,208 Not in this house at this hour 265 00:17:39,209 --> 00:17:44,584 I can set my watch by the new butler arriving every morn 266 00:17:45,001 --> 00:17:49,541 Whoo! Somebody hit the jackpot this time 267 00:17:49,542 --> 00:17:51,875 Somebody gave me a clean shave this morning 268 00:17:51,876 --> 00:17:55,500 You should've seen me last night when Miss Irene offered me the job 269 00:17:55,501 --> 00:18:00,375 I do believe that dear girl is beginning to develop some taste 270 00:18:00,376 --> 00:18:02,333 - My name's Molly - I'm Godfrey 271 00:18:02,334 --> 00:18:06,625 I've seen places like this in magazines I never thought they really existed 272 00:18:06,626 --> 00:18:10,541 Excuse me Your license plate is showing Hang onto it 273 00:18:10,542 --> 00:18:13,750 You might get a refund when you return the suit the same day 274 00:18:13,751 --> 00:18:17,291 I plan to use it for a quite a while Where are my quarters? 275 00:18:17,292 --> 00:18:20,625 Don't be a dreamer You just barely need a place to hang your hat 276 00:18:20,626 --> 00:18:25,416 Our turnover in butlers here is so fast, I've know 'em to come through that door, 277 00:18:25,417 --> 00:18:30,875 pick up a tray, go through that door, get fired and keep going through the front door 278 00:18:30,876 --> 00:18:32,916 Time lapse: Two and a half minutes 279 00:18:32,917 --> 00:18:36,291 On one's first day, a word of encouragement is always welcome 280 00:18:36,292 --> 00:18:37,750 Who's that? 281 00:18:37,751 --> 00:18:43,666 Madame Butterfly Or as she is referred to by her friends, "Poor Angelica " 282 00:18:43,667 --> 00:18:45,208 That's the one with the monkey Yeah 283 00:18:45,209 --> 00:18:49,250 Did you catch that? When you said the one with the monkey, 284 00:18:49,251 --> 00:18:52,708 any normal person would've screamed, "Monkey! What monkey?" 285 00:18:52,709 --> 00:18:55,666 Me, after 15 years, I just nod and say yeah 286 00:18:55,667 --> 00:18:58,750 - Believe me, it frightens ya - Why do you stay on? 287 00:18:58,751 --> 00:19:02,708 I like to sleep late I like to feel like a lady of leisure 288 00:19:02,709 --> 00:19:08,125 If there's one thing you can count on in this house, it's that nobody gets up before noon 289 00:19:08,126 --> 00:19:11,625 - Not even Mr Bullock? - He has breakfast at the office 290 00:19:11,626 --> 00:19:16,250 He says an hour away from home is an hour added to his life 291 00:19:16,251 --> 00:19:19,666 I got the impression last night that he was comparatively sane 292 00:19:19,667 --> 00:19:21,166 He is, but they're gettin' him 293 00:19:21,167 --> 00:19:24,000 Shouldn't I go and see what she wants? 294 00:19:24,001 --> 00:19:28,250 Not until the third buzz She's not actually conscious yet 295 00:19:28,251 --> 00:19:32,166 She's in a sort of half twilight stage inhabited by pixies 296 00:19:32,167 --> 00:19:35,958 and little men playing glockenspiels marching up and down her chest 297 00:19:35,959 --> 00:19:40,166 - What does she take? - Anything that will stomp out the fire 298 00:19:40,167 --> 00:19:41,958 and put the pixies to rout 299 00:19:41,959 --> 00:19:45,083 - I think I know just the thing - You do, do you? 300 00:19:45,084 --> 00:19:45,792 You don't know anything 301 00:19:45,793 --> 00:19:51,375 You're about to embark upon something you'll spend the rest of your life trying to forget 302 00:19:51,376 --> 00:19:54,834 Give it a little drop of these 303 00:19:55,542 --> 00:19:59,876 Then maybe a touch of that 304 00:20:00,251 --> 00:20:02,626 And perhaps 305 00:20:03,584 --> 00:20:06,291 That's going too far 306 00:20:06,292 --> 00:20:07,916 Oh, well 307 00:20:07,917 --> 00:20:10,291 Coming! 308 00:20:10,292 --> 00:20:13,625 Now, you stir it and hope for the best 309 00:20:13,626 --> 00:20:18,250 - Where's her room? - Second floor Last one down the right hall 310 00:20:18,251 --> 00:20:23,208 - And Miss Irene? - At the head of the stairs to the right 311 00:20:23,209 --> 00:20:28,459 The old one will get you groggy The young ones always deliver the knockout blow 312 00:20:28,501 --> 00:20:30,583 I don't know any of them very well, but I do think 313 00:20:30,584 --> 00:20:33,583 that at least Miss Irene has what I would call a big heart 314 00:20:33,584 --> 00:20:36,375 She's got a stray-cat complex No offense meant 315 00:20:36,376 --> 00:20:41,750 That's all right But have you ever thought how many stray cats there are in the world? 316 00:20:41,751 --> 00:20:45,375 And how impossible their lives would be if it weren't for a few 317 00:20:45,376 --> 00:20:49,584 stray-cat collectors like this girl? 318 00:20:51,584 --> 00:20:54,251 Whoo! 319 00:21:25,917 --> 00:21:28,251 Is there someone here? 320 00:21:28,292 --> 00:21:30,917 Yes, madame, there is 321 00:21:30,959 --> 00:21:32,626 Are you friendly? 322 00:21:32,876 --> 00:21:37,542 - One of the most friendly, madame - Oh, good 323 00:21:37,709 --> 00:21:43,500 Ooh Do you hear that music? 324 00:21:43,501 --> 00:21:46,541 Quite clearly, madame 325 00:21:46,542 --> 00:21:48,625 You do? 326 00:21:48,626 --> 00:21:50,500 You're the only one who ever has 327 00:21:50,501 --> 00:21:54,500 - Some of us are more sensitive than others - How very true 328 00:21:54,501 --> 00:22:00,166 - And how very well you you put it - Don't mention it, madame 329 00:22:00,167 --> 00:22:03,250 - Have we met before? - I am the new butler 330 00:22:03,251 --> 00:22:05,541 Oh, yes Of course 331 00:22:05,542 --> 00:22:10,500 We found out that James absolutely despises horses, 332 00:22:10,501 --> 00:22:13,500 and that's one thing I won't put up with 333 00:22:13,501 --> 00:22:16,375 Oh, there you are What's that? 334 00:22:16,376 --> 00:22:19,750 - Pixie remover - Oh, then you see them too 335 00:22:19,751 --> 00:22:22,666 - We're old friends - You mustn't step on them 336 00:22:22,667 --> 00:22:25,791 I don't like them, but I don't like to see them stepped on 337 00:22:25,792 --> 00:22:30,041 I'll be very careful I wouldn't hurt them for the world 338 00:22:30,042 --> 00:22:34,500 - Ooh What am I supposed to do with this? - Drink it 339 00:22:34,501 --> 00:22:37,583 It will bring everything back into its proper perspective 340 00:22:37,584 --> 00:22:41,917 - It will? Really? - Without a doubt 341 00:22:43,459 --> 00:22:47,792 Oh 342 00:22:48,876 --> 00:22:51,376 You know, I 343 00:22:52,292 --> 00:22:54,958 I was enjoying our little talk 344 00:22:54,959 --> 00:22:59,208 We can only hope there will be many mornings, and many such talks 345 00:22:59,209 --> 00:23:02,875 I hope so too But I don't even know your name 346 00:23:02,876 --> 00:23:06,541 I do think it's important that people should know each other's names 347 00:23:06,542 --> 00:23:11,125 That is, of course, if they have pleasant names 348 00:23:11,126 --> 00:23:14,084 I knew a woman once named Harry Rogers 349 00:23:14,126 --> 00:23:16,666 It used to depress me all day just to think about it 350 00:23:16,667 --> 00:23:23,417 There! You see? I've thought about it and I'm all depressed 351 00:23:39,084 --> 00:23:40,666 If you'd like to scream, go right ahead 352 00:23:40,667 --> 00:23:43,375 Mrs Bullock is the first woman I've met in years 353 00:23:43,376 --> 00:23:45,791 with whom I felt an immediate understanding 354 00:23:45,792 --> 00:23:48,916 And you don't feel as if your brain's been eaten away a little? 355 00:23:48,917 --> 00:23:53,333 - So far I haven't noticed - I think I'd worry if I were you 356 00:23:53,334 --> 00:23:56,167 - Miss Irene? - Next cage to the left 357 00:23:56,209 --> 00:23:59,958 - Any hints on how to handle her? - There's nothing to it, 358 00:23:59,959 --> 00:24:05,959 if you understand that early Aztec language she speaks 359 00:24:06,292 --> 00:24:09,001 Come in 360 00:24:23,292 --> 00:24:25,875 - Do you work here? - Yes, miss 361 00:24:25,876 --> 00:24:28,459 - Who hired you? - You did, miss 362 00:24:30,376 --> 00:24:33,041 Godfrey! You shaved it! 363 00:24:33,042 --> 00:24:35,458 - Yes, miss - You didn't have any right to do that 364 00:24:35,459 --> 00:24:37,291 without first talking it over with me 365 00:24:37,292 --> 00:24:38,792 I loved that beard 366 00:24:38,834 --> 00:24:43,333 When in Rome, one must wear one's face the way Romans do 367 00:24:43,334 --> 00:24:45,416 Are you a Roman? 368 00:24:45,417 --> 00:24:48,541 No I'm an Austrian Now, eat your breakfast 369 00:24:48,542 --> 00:24:52,166 Did you have a kangaroo when you were a little boy? 370 00:24:52,167 --> 00:24:54,208 You must be thinking of Australia 371 00:24:54,209 --> 00:24:55,750 You could have one here if you wanted to 372 00:24:55,751 --> 00:25:00,250 I'm sure I could But it wouldn't be quite the same somehow 373 00:25:00,251 --> 00:25:02,791 - Would you excuse me? - No, I don't want to excuse you 374 00:25:02,792 --> 00:25:06,708 - Sit down - Wouldn't it be better if I stood? 375 00:25:06,709 --> 00:25:09,666 No You'd be uncomfortable and I'd get uncomfortable 376 00:25:09,667 --> 00:25:11,208 Then I'd forget what it is I want to say 377 00:25:11,209 --> 00:25:15,958 Yes, but butlers don't just walk into their young mistresses' bedrooms 378 00:25:15,959 --> 00:25:19,751 Godfrey, mind your language! 379 00:25:20,376 --> 00:25:23,208 - I'm sorry, miss - There now That's better 380 00:25:23,209 --> 00:25:28,291 Besides, you don't have to worry around here about what is or what isn't done 381 00:25:28,292 --> 00:25:29,916 No matter how it may look to anyone, 382 00:25:29,917 --> 00:25:35,292 we are not what you call the ordinary, average American family 383 00:25:35,376 --> 00:25:38,041 That is a point that needed clearing up 384 00:25:38,042 --> 00:25:42,208 - Your coat doesn't fit well - I had to rent it this morning 385 00:25:42,209 --> 00:25:46,541 - Take it off and let me see it - I beg your pardon? 386 00:25:46,542 --> 00:25:50,208 Take your coat off 387 00:25:50,209 --> 00:25:53,167 If you insist, miss 388 00:25:54,292 --> 00:25:55,791 Tsk, tsk, tsk 389 00:25:55,792 --> 00:25:59,291 As soon as I get my hands on some cash, I'll get you a new outfit 390 00:25:59,292 --> 00:26:02,583 If you're going to be my protege, I'm gonna have to dress you better 391 00:26:02,584 --> 00:26:06,250 - Your protege? - Sure Sit down 392 00:26:06,251 --> 00:26:11,125 Like Vincent is to Mother She sponsors him, sees he gets enough to eat and all like that 393 00:26:11,126 --> 00:26:15,541 Then he doesn't have to work, which gives him more time to practice, which he never does 394 00:26:15,542 --> 00:26:18,833 That makes a difference, you see 395 00:26:18,834 --> 00:26:21,875 - I see Now, if you'll excuse me - Where're you going? 396 00:26:21,876 --> 00:26:26,250 I have my duties to perform If someone were to ring and I didn't answer, 397 00:26:26,251 --> 00:26:29,541 then as you're my sponsor, it would reflect on you 398 00:26:29,542 --> 00:26:33,250 That's very true Godfrey, your coat 399 00:26:33,251 --> 00:26:36,583 - Thank you - Thank you 400 00:26:36,584 --> 00:26:37,542 - Godfrey? - Yes, miss? 401 00:26:37,543 --> 00:26:42,291 If you didn't have a kangaroo when you were a little boy, what did you have? 402 00:26:42,292 --> 00:26:45,875 Just a parrot All it ever said was "Merry Christmas " 403 00:26:45,876 --> 00:26:50,208 - Aw What'd he say the rest of the year? - Nothing 404 00:26:50,209 --> 00:26:54,209 - Poor Godfrey - Thank you, miss 405 00:27:07,584 --> 00:27:10,751 Good morning, sir 406 00:27:14,209 --> 00:27:17,208 Haven't I seen you some place before? 407 00:27:17,209 --> 00:27:19,208 At your party last night, sir 408 00:27:19,209 --> 00:27:20,750 I'm a little less bearded now 409 00:27:20,751 --> 00:27:23,542 What were you doing in my daughter's bedroom? 410 00:27:23,584 --> 00:27:25,166 Serving her breakfast 411 00:27:25,167 --> 00:27:29,791 - With your coat off? - Your daughter insisted, sir 412 00:27:29,792 --> 00:27:32,166 - I'm the new butler - New butler! Why 413 00:27:32,167 --> 00:27:34,333 - Who hired you? - I did! 414 00:27:34,334 --> 00:27:38,166 He's my protege If anyone lays a single hand on him 415 00:27:38,167 --> 00:27:42,083 - Where have you worked before? - You don't have to answer 416 00:27:42,084 --> 00:27:43,500 - Go to your room - I will not! 417 00:27:43,501 --> 00:27:46,166 - Mr Bullock has every right to ask - No, he does not! 418 00:27:46,167 --> 00:27:48,375 - Irene! - He's trying to intimidate you 419 00:27:48,376 --> 00:27:50,958 - I'm warning you You come with me - Leave him alone 420 00:27:50,959 --> 00:27:55,166 You have no right to cross-examine anyone 'cause he once wore a beard 421 00:27:55,167 --> 00:27:59,417 I hired Godfrey I'm responsible for 422 00:28:00,251 --> 00:28:03,166 Now, then Do you have any references? 423 00:28:03,167 --> 00:28:06,125 I've only just arrived in this country and this is my first situation 424 00:28:06,126 --> 00:28:07,167 Where're you from? 425 00:28:07,209 --> 00:28:10,250 Don't answer that, either Stand on your 5th Amendment 426 00:28:10,251 --> 00:28:12,375 - He's from Australia So what? - She means Austria 427 00:28:12,376 --> 00:28:17,208 I don't care what she means If you think I'm going to take a stranger into this house 428 00:28:17,209 --> 00:28:18,958 Stranger? You listen to me 429 00:28:18,959 --> 00:28:24,041 I know I've threatened to do this many times before, but this time I really mean it 430 00:28:24,042 --> 00:28:27,833 Either you let Godfrey stay, or I go straight to the newspapers 431 00:28:27,834 --> 00:28:30,250 and tell them you got your start in white slavery 432 00:28:30,251 --> 00:28:32,750 And the way I'll tell it, they'll believe me 433 00:28:32,751 --> 00:28:35,542 Get out of here Here's $50 for your trouble 434 00:28:35,584 --> 00:28:37,625 How dare you offer him money! 435 00:28:37,626 --> 00:28:41,125 Godfrey feels there are many more important things in life than money 436 00:28:41,126 --> 00:28:44,458 Believe me, I appreciate very much what you're trying to do for me, 437 00:28:44,459 --> 00:28:48,166 but I think under the circumstances, I'd better leave 438 00:28:48,167 --> 00:28:51,875 - If he goes, I go - You bet your life you'll go 439 00:28:51,876 --> 00:28:54,625 You'll go straight up to your room this minute! 440 00:28:54,626 --> 00:28:57,083 You've never cared anything about me anyway 441 00:28:57,084 --> 00:28:59,875 Cordelia always gets anything she wants! 442 00:28:59,876 --> 00:29:02,708 But just let me want one little thing, like 443 00:29:02,709 --> 00:29:08,084 a butler I can talk to or someone I can feel at home with, and 444 00:29:21,876 --> 00:29:24,167 Irene, please 445 00:29:24,917 --> 00:29:29,167 All right, he can stay! I must be out of my mind 446 00:29:29,209 --> 00:29:33,751 Oh, nobody's perfect, Dad 447 00:29:42,959 --> 00:29:46,125 - Thank you, uh - Godfrey, sir 448 00:29:46,126 --> 00:29:49,042 Thank you, Godfrey sir 449 00:29:55,709 --> 00:29:57,666 I'm most grateful for what you did for me 450 00:29:57,667 --> 00:30:01,625 I told you no one would pick on you while I'm your sponsor 451 00:30:01,626 --> 00:30:07,041 And look! Now we've got the cash for your new outfit 452 00:30:07,042 --> 00:30:09,250 Good morning, Miss Cordelia 453 00:30:09,251 --> 00:30:13,000 I know that man! Well, bully for you! 454 00:30:13,001 --> 00:30:16,666 And remember this He's my butler 455 00:30:16,667 --> 00:30:20,376 You keep your hands off of him Understand? 456 00:30:23,501 --> 00:30:26,458 Tomatoes, cucumber, celery, caviar, on 457 00:30:26,459 --> 00:30:30,833 Caviar? We must have ordered at least 12 cases of caviar since I came here 458 00:30:30,834 --> 00:30:33,417 I know And if there's one man in the world who 459 00:30:33,459 --> 00:30:35,958 thinks I'm the cutest thing, it's our grocer 460 00:30:35,959 --> 00:30:38,166 Which just goes to prove that old saying: 461 00:30:38,167 --> 00:30:41,958 "If you can't get affection at home, you may have to go shopping for it " 462 00:30:41,959 --> 00:30:46,666 How much money have you put in the bank since you started with the Bullocks? 463 00:30:46,667 --> 00:30:49,333 - Not one red cent - Now, Molly 464 00:30:49,334 --> 00:30:52,917 I don't trust banks 465 00:30:52,959 --> 00:30:56,875 One day I'm going to have to make an honest woman out of you 466 00:30:56,876 --> 00:31:01,958 By that I hope you don't only mean you'll cure my stealing 467 00:31:04,626 --> 00:31:08,250 I see Cinderella's stepsister's up and prowling 468 00:31:08,251 --> 00:31:11,291 - I wonder why she rang for you - I have no idea 469 00:31:11,292 --> 00:31:14,833 - Take this It's probably what she wants - All right 470 00:31:14,834 --> 00:31:17,666 Oh You and I could live for about three months 471 00:31:17,667 --> 00:31:20,333 on what a silly little thing like this would cost 472 00:31:20,334 --> 00:31:25,251 - Together? - I couldn't afford you, Molly 473 00:31:33,209 --> 00:31:34,792 Can I help you, madame? 474 00:31:34,834 --> 00:31:39,125 Oh! I was just about to go out the front door when I 475 00:31:39,126 --> 00:31:41,792 Do you remember what I was supposed to do today? 476 00:31:41,834 --> 00:31:42,916 I'm afraid not 477 00:31:42,917 --> 00:31:46,333 I know it wasn't the psychiatrist I saw him yesterday 478 00:31:46,334 --> 00:31:48,541 He said, "Just keep on knitting " 479 00:31:48,542 --> 00:31:50,833 Something to do with the wayward girls? 480 00:31:50,834 --> 00:31:56,584 Of course! Today's the day we're gonna have them vaccinated 481 00:32:25,876 --> 00:32:31,209 I beg your pardon, miss I knocked twice and I heard no answer 482 00:32:32,001 --> 00:32:33,916 - Just a minute - Yes, miss? 483 00:32:33,917 --> 00:32:37,166 You can hand me my slippers 484 00:32:37,167 --> 00:32:40,541 Wouldn't it be more proper if Molly came up to help you? 485 00:32:40,542 --> 00:32:44,333 Is it customary in Europe for a butler to tell a lady what's proper and what isn't? 486 00:32:44,334 --> 00:32:49,583 In Europe it is customary for a lady to be attended by a maid rather than a butler 487 00:32:52,626 --> 00:32:55,583 Well, answer it 488 00:32:58,584 --> 00:33:01,750 Yes? It's for you, miss 489 00:33:01,751 --> 00:33:03,541 Of course it is 490 00:33:03,542 --> 00:33:06,833 The slippers are under the bed 491 00:33:06,834 --> 00:33:10,041 Hello Oh, hello, Charlie 492 00:33:10,042 --> 00:33:13,666 Thank you for the flowers They were lovely 493 00:33:13,667 --> 00:33:15,541 I had a wonderful time too 494 00:33:15,542 --> 00:33:17,833 - Can't you find them? - No, miss 495 00:33:17,834 --> 00:33:21,125 Well, look under here Oh, no 496 00:33:21,126 --> 00:33:23,833 No, darling I was talking to a servant 497 00:33:23,834 --> 00:33:25,250 It's the same old servant problem 498 00:33:25,251 --> 00:33:28,958 It's impossible to get anyone of even the slightest intelligence anymore 499 00:33:28,959 --> 00:33:32,416 Put them on Oh, darling 500 00:33:32,417 --> 00:33:38,208 Darling, you're terrible Of course not No 501 00:33:38,209 --> 00:33:43,833 - I don't make you nervous, do I? - I'm sorry to say you don't 502 00:33:43,834 --> 00:33:45,791 Just a moment, darling 503 00:33:45,792 --> 00:33:47,583 Let me give you a bit of advice 504 00:33:47,584 --> 00:33:50,916 If you want things to be pleasant around here, change your attitude 505 00:33:50,917 --> 00:33:53,791 Thank you, miss The point is well taken 506 00:33:53,792 --> 00:33:56,417 So this is what goes on while I'm at the cleaners! 507 00:33:56,459 --> 00:33:57,875 If you will excuse me 508 00:33:57,876 --> 00:33:59,791 I told you to keep your dirty hands off of him! 509 00:33:59,792 --> 00:34:05,291 If you ever come into my room again, you won't have enough teeth left for a decent smile! 510 00:34:05,292 --> 00:34:08,208 Oh, I heard that threat So, from now on 511 00:34:08,209 --> 00:34:13,791 I can hardly be blamed for anything I do to protect my own person 512 00:34:13,792 --> 00:34:18,501 Oh, shut up! 513 00:34:23,751 --> 00:34:26,541 Lovely 514 00:34:26,542 --> 00:34:28,666 Lovely 515 00:34:28,667 --> 00:34:32,750 You are so lovely 516 00:34:32,751 --> 00:34:37,751 Lovely My lovely as can be 517 00:34:39,459 --> 00:34:44,750 Lovely 518 00:34:44,751 --> 00:34:48,083 Heaven "abovely" 519 00:34:48,084 --> 00:34:53,375 You stole my heart Please set it free 520 00:34:53,376 --> 00:34:55,750 I like that, Vincent What's the name of it? 521 00:34:55,751 --> 00:34:57,750 Lovely Oh, Lovely 522 00:34:57,751 --> 00:35:00,125 Lovely I must say, it fits it perfectly 523 00:35:00,126 --> 00:35:02,708 You are so lovely And the words are so easy to remember 524 00:35:02,709 --> 00:35:07,291 I think maybe that's why the Star Spangled Banner never became really popular 525 00:35:07,292 --> 00:35:11,125 No one could ever remember the words! There you are, Godfrey 526 00:35:11,126 --> 00:35:14,500 - Would you fix me a Bloody Angelica, please? - Very well, madame 527 00:35:14,501 --> 00:35:16,708 And Godfrey, easy on the mustard 528 00:35:16,709 --> 00:35:21,291 - How about the vodka? - Oh, there you may run amuck 529 00:35:21,292 --> 00:35:24,083 Please come and fly 530 00:35:24,084 --> 00:35:28,250 away with me 531 00:35:28,251 --> 00:35:30,291 What do you think of him? 532 00:35:30,292 --> 00:35:32,625 I wouldn't like to meet him on a dark street 533 00:35:32,626 --> 00:35:37,333 - He's trained to kill - Congratulations, miss 534 00:35:37,334 --> 00:35:40,501 Heel, boy! Heel! 535 00:35:44,042 --> 00:35:47,584 Down Down, Rasputin 536 00:35:48,167 --> 00:35:51,625 Please tell me why anyone would want a thing like that? 537 00:35:51,626 --> 00:35:55,666 For protection I no longer intend to live in constant terror 538 00:35:55,667 --> 00:35:57,666 from threats that have been made upon my life 539 00:35:57,667 --> 00:36:02,416 From now on, anyone who attacks me will have Rasputin to deal with 540 00:36:02,417 --> 00:36:04,125 Mother, you can't put it off any longer 541 00:36:04,126 --> 00:36:08,666 That girl has gone off her scooter I'm warning you 542 00:36:08,667 --> 00:36:10,375 You think I'd be afraid of that? 543 00:36:10,376 --> 00:36:12,666 Lay one hand on me and he'll be at your throat 544 00:36:12,667 --> 00:36:17,583 Girls, girls! This rug has just come back from the cleaners 545 00:36:17,584 --> 00:36:19,958 Play something, Vincent, the way they do 546 00:36:19,959 --> 00:36:24,916 to avoid a panic when the theater's on fire 547 00:36:24,917 --> 00:36:29,083 Lovely 548 00:36:29,084 --> 00:36:32,500 You are so lovely 549 00:36:32,501 --> 00:36:38,625 Lovely My lovely as can be 550 00:36:38,626 --> 00:36:41,916 I must say, I think that's very rude of you 551 00:36:41,917 --> 00:36:46,541 I'm sorry, Vincent That I don't have to stand for! 552 00:36:46,542 --> 00:36:48,875 Well, I Go home Go home, you 553 00:36:48,876 --> 00:36:51,666 They just have no ear for music, those Oh 554 00:36:51,667 --> 00:36:56,625 Hello, dear Did you have a nice day at the office? - Hi, Dad 555 00:36:56,626 --> 00:36:59,541 - I need a drink - I'll fix it for you, sir 556 00:36:59,542 --> 00:37:04,458 I see the whole family's all together in one ro-room 557 00:37:04,459 --> 00:37:07,583 I'll take advantage of that and discuss a few family matters, 558 00:37:07,584 --> 00:37:09,583 - if you don't mind, Vincent - Not at all 559 00:37:09,584 --> 00:37:12,459 You're not going to bring up sordid business matters 560 00:37:12,501 --> 00:37:13,583 I certainly am 561 00:37:13,584 --> 00:37:15,333 I've been going over last month's bills 562 00:37:15,334 --> 00:37:18,708 It's bad enough when the government takes 90% of what I make, 563 00:37:18,709 --> 00:37:20,583 but when my family spends another 40% 564 00:37:20,584 --> 00:37:23,750 I don't see why you want to give the government more than your own family 565 00:37:23,751 --> 00:37:26,916 - Money, money, money! - You see? You're upsetting Vincent 566 00:37:26,917 --> 00:37:31,583 I don't care I want you all to know I've been losing a lot of money lately 567 00:37:31,584 --> 00:37:34,583 - Maybe you just left it in your other suit - What other suit? 568 00:37:34,584 --> 00:37:38,083 - That went long ago - If things are that low, Dad, 569 00:37:38,084 --> 00:37:41,416 - why don't we try cutting down on the help? - Oh, no, you don't! 570 00:37:41,417 --> 00:37:44,458 If we all pitched in, I'm sure we could get along with just Molly 571 00:37:44,459 --> 00:37:48,333 So help me, I'll sic him on you, and don't think I won't! 572 00:37:48,334 --> 00:37:52,000 Strange as it may seem, Cordelia's come up with a concrete suggestion 573 00:37:52,001 --> 00:37:55,417 Maybe we could get along with fewer servants 574 00:37:55,459 --> 00:37:57,916 Alexander, how can you say 575 00:37:57,917 --> 00:38:00,791 Darling! 576 00:38:00,792 --> 00:38:03,750 You're upsetting Irene Oh, darling 577 00:38:03,751 --> 00:38:05,750 We mustn't try to come between Irene and Godfrey 578 00:38:05,751 --> 00:38:10,916 He's the only thing she's shown any affection for since her spaniel died last summer 579 00:38:13,542 --> 00:38:16,541 - Are you sick, dear? - I don't know 580 00:38:16,542 --> 00:38:19,458 - I just have these awful stabbing pains - Oh, baby! 581 00:38:19,459 --> 00:38:22,084 If you don't mind, I've already seen this performance 582 00:38:22,126 --> 00:38:23,541 Vincent, play something 583 00:38:23,542 --> 00:38:27,333 - Play something gay to cheer her up - I will not 584 00:38:27,334 --> 00:38:30,751 - Shall I send for a doctor? - No It'll pass 585 00:38:30,792 --> 00:38:35,500 - I'll just lie here I'll - have my dinner in my room 586 00:38:35,501 --> 00:38:36,916 - Get rid of that animal - Oh, no! 587 00:38:36,917 --> 00:38:42,500 Oh, yes! He didn't even have the decency to let Vincent sing 588 00:38:42,501 --> 00:38:44,416 Smart dog He can stay 589 00:38:44,417 --> 00:38:49,833 - I wonder what he meant by that? - Oh, Godfrey Ooh 590 00:38:49,834 --> 00:38:52,916 Mother, why don't you and Vincent have dinner? 591 00:38:52,917 --> 00:38:55,333 I'll just lie here for a moment until I feel better 592 00:38:55,334 --> 00:38:59,750 - I don't like to leave you alone - Godfrey will stay with me 593 00:38:59,751 --> 00:39:03,416 - Won't you, Godfrey? - Yes That's a splendid idea 594 00:39:03,417 --> 00:39:06,500 Sit down beside her so she can look at you and touch you 595 00:39:06,501 --> 00:39:11,459 Vincent, you come with me Take heart, darling 596 00:39:11,501 --> 00:39:15,001 - Godfrey? - Yes, miss? 597 00:39:30,001 --> 00:39:33,458 - How many are having dinner? - Just two 598 00:39:33,459 --> 00:39:36,291 - Vincent and who else? - Mrs Bullock 599 00:39:36,292 --> 00:39:40,875 Lucky I only cooked for 15 Hey, you're bleeding 600 00:39:40,876 --> 00:39:44,042 It's only a scratch 601 00:39:46,959 --> 00:39:50,666 - He went that-a-way - How do you know who I'm looking for? 602 00:39:50,667 --> 00:39:55,416 It was tough, but I finally figured it 603 00:39:55,417 --> 00:39:58,041 Godfrey? 604 00:39:58,042 --> 00:40:03,876 Godfrey! I need some fresh towels in my bathroom 605 00:40:17,584 --> 00:40:21,875 - Young lady, you're in my room - Sure Where else? 606 00:40:21,876 --> 00:40:25,500 It's funny The first day you came, you were sitting on my bed 607 00:40:25,501 --> 00:40:29,916 - Now I'm sitting on yours - I will overlook that startling coincidence 608 00:40:29,917 --> 00:40:31,333 I'm afraid you must leave 609 00:40:31,334 --> 00:40:35,209 - What do you want that open for? - I'll put this as delicately as I can 610 00:40:35,251 --> 00:40:39,375 Hasn't your mother explained to you that some things are proper and some are not? 611 00:40:39,376 --> 00:40:43,291 No You have to be wayward to get any attention from Mother 612 00:40:43,292 --> 00:40:47,083 - I had nothing as drastic as that in mind - Now you're making fun of me 613 00:40:47,084 --> 00:40:51,791 On the contrary, I'd like to be serious for a moment I wish you would 614 00:40:51,792 --> 00:40:54,791 Miss Irene, it seems to me 615 00:40:54,792 --> 00:40:57,375 that you don't have much of a life of your own 616 00:40:57,376 --> 00:41:00,250 Haven't there ever been any young men you've been interested in? 617 00:41:00,251 --> 00:41:03,416 - Don't worry I've tried that rat race - You've tried it? 618 00:41:03,417 --> 00:41:06,166 Sure I've necked in cars 619 00:41:06,167 --> 00:41:08,583 I even got engaged a whole lot for a while 620 00:41:08,584 --> 00:41:10,875 But it always got kind of grimy and depressing 621 00:41:10,876 --> 00:41:12,167 The necking? Why? 622 00:41:12,209 --> 00:41:16,166 We never could find anything to talk about, just sit there 623 00:41:16,167 --> 00:41:18,958 Then my father would get worried that it was gonna fall through, 624 00:41:18,959 --> 00:41:21,333 and he'd offer to set whoever it was up in business 625 00:41:21,334 --> 00:41:23,333 And whoever it was would run like crazy 626 00:41:23,334 --> 00:41:28,000 Which only gave Cordelia another chance to be really funny and sarcastic 627 00:41:28,001 --> 00:41:31,583 I finally said, "Who needs it?" - Who needs love? 628 00:41:31,584 --> 00:41:35,125 Who needs Cordelia knocking herself out at my expense? 629 00:41:35,126 --> 00:41:38,333 Miss Irene, if I may, I'd like to tell you a little story 630 00:41:38,334 --> 00:41:42,041 about a very sentimental young lady with a very kind heart 631 00:41:42,042 --> 00:41:43,500 who helped a man who was very grateful 632 00:41:43,501 --> 00:41:47,333 But then she threatened to undo all the fine work she'd done 633 00:41:47,334 --> 00:41:49,333 Godfrey, you made up a story about me 634 00:41:49,334 --> 00:41:51,875 I didn't make it up Evidently you didn't hear the end 635 00:41:51,876 --> 00:41:55,500 This young lady who'd done all these nice things was now doing other things 636 00:41:55,501 --> 00:41:58,709 that might ruin all the nice things she'd done before 637 00:41:58,751 --> 00:42:01,083 - Like what? - Like kissing the butler for one thing 638 00:42:01,084 --> 00:42:05,125 - And coming into his room for another - You don't want me in your room? 639 00:42:05,126 --> 00:42:07,708 I'm your butler, Miss Irene I'm not your host 640 00:42:07,709 --> 00:42:12,916 Well! Of all the "unhospitality " 641 00:42:12,917 --> 00:42:15,292 You beast! 642 00:42:16,167 --> 00:42:19,751 You unfeeling beast! 643 00:42:32,667 --> 00:42:34,708 It looks like goose liver 644 00:42:34,709 --> 00:42:35,709 Pate de foie I love it! 645 00:42:35,710 --> 00:42:38,917 I recommend the smoked salmon There's a dash of vodka on it 646 00:42:38,959 --> 00:42:40,250 Thanks I'll try it 647 00:42:40,251 --> 00:42:41,416 - Mr Pepper! - Yes, Mrs Bullock? 648 00:42:41,417 --> 00:42:44,666 I don't believe you've met any of our wayward girls, Mr Pepper 649 00:42:44,667 --> 00:42:50,292 I think wayward girls are everyone's responsibility 650 00:42:53,626 --> 00:42:56,417 Miss Irene? 651 00:43:00,001 --> 00:43:02,250 Let me introduce you 652 00:43:02,251 --> 00:43:04,958 His is Betty, and this is Elizabeth, and that's Lizzie 653 00:43:04,959 --> 00:43:09,916 No, you're Betty, and that's It really doesn't matter They're all three Elizabeths 654 00:43:09,917 --> 00:43:12,416 We call them different names so we won't get confused 655 00:43:12,417 --> 00:43:13,251 I see 656 00:43:13,252 --> 00:43:17,500 It's going to take all our support to get them back onto their feet 657 00:43:17,501 --> 00:43:21,708 - We'd be delighted to support them - I have an opening in my office 658 00:43:21,709 --> 00:43:23,958 Godfrey? Godfrey! 659 00:43:23,959 --> 00:43:27,208 Watch the girls carefully whenever they go near the silver 660 00:43:27,209 --> 00:43:31,251 There you are! I've been looking all over for you 661 00:43:36,584 --> 00:43:38,708 Now, Miss Irene? 662 00:43:38,709 --> 00:43:42,208 Thank you No 663 00:43:42,209 --> 00:43:43,416 Later perhaps 664 00:43:43,417 --> 00:43:48,208 Godfrey isn't buying, so the whole act is lost 665 00:43:48,209 --> 00:43:52,500 I found out exactly the dress she was going to wear, and I had it copied 666 00:43:52,501 --> 00:43:55,208 Then I walked up to their table and said to the girl 667 00:43:55,209 --> 00:43:59,125 I considered it an insult to her that they sold me the same dress 668 00:43:59,126 --> 00:44:03,166 And that I would take it right off She would just have to say the word 669 00:44:03,167 --> 00:44:05,166 - Did she? - No, but he did 670 00:44:05,167 --> 00:44:06,291 - And? - And so I took it off! 671 00:44:06,292 --> 00:44:07,666 In front of everybody? 672 00:44:07,667 --> 00:44:11,583 Of course The prince and I have been close friends since 673 00:44:11,584 --> 00:44:17,166 That reminds me of the story about the man who wanted to be invited to a nudist club dinner 674 00:44:17,167 --> 00:44:20,875 He finally made it When he arrived, there were clothes 675 00:44:20,876 --> 00:44:22,666 piled on the chairs in the hall 676 00:44:22,667 --> 00:44:26,750 - A poker-faced butler helped our friend - That's funny Excuse me 677 00:44:26,751 --> 00:44:28,166 - So you know Francesca - Who, miss? 678 00:44:28,167 --> 00:44:31,208 Francesca Gray The ex-Mrs Stratton, the former Mrs Delahaye, 679 00:44:31,209 --> 00:44:35,583 the widowed Mrs Hendricks, et cetera, et cetera The name's not familiar to me 680 00:44:35,584 --> 00:44:39,166 Come now, Godfrey You looked like a cornered rabbit when you saw her 681 00:44:39,167 --> 00:44:42,500 - Rabbit, miss? - I just couldn't believe it! 682 00:44:42,501 --> 00:44:44,667 You know Godfrey? 683 00:44:44,709 --> 00:44:47,208 We've known each other for years 684 00:44:47,209 --> 00:44:50,125 Forgive me, madame I didn't recognize you You've changed your hair 685 00:44:50,126 --> 00:44:53,750 I had the great pleasure of working for Madame Gray and her husband 686 00:44:53,751 --> 00:44:56,501 many years ago on the Riviera at Cannes, was it not? 687 00:44:56,542 --> 00:44:57,501 That's right 688 00:44:57,502 --> 00:44:59,541 - How is your husband, madame? - Which one? 689 00:44:59,542 --> 00:45:04,958 - Any one - What are you doing here? 690 00:45:06,126 --> 00:45:08,583 - But what are you doing here? - I'm the butler, madame 691 00:45:08,584 --> 00:45:12,166 The butler? Strange you never gave Madame Gray as a reference 692 00:45:12,167 --> 00:45:16,125 - Francesca, are you enjoying yourself? - Very much 693 00:45:16,126 --> 00:45:18,958 What do you find amusing at this party? 694 00:45:18,959 --> 00:45:19,751 Him Godfrey? 695 00:45:19,752 --> 00:45:22,375 It seems Godfrey and Francesca are old friends 696 00:45:22,376 --> 00:45:23,958 Oh, isn't that wonderful? 697 00:45:23,959 --> 00:45:28,125 Godfrey's always been very mysterious about his past We know nothing about him 698 00:45:28,126 --> 00:45:31,625 Irene, did you know Godfrey and Francesca used to be quite close? 699 00:45:31,626 --> 00:45:34,083 I'd hardly say close Godfrey was Francesca's butler 700 00:45:34,084 --> 00:45:35,751 Did you find him satisfactory? 701 00:45:35,792 --> 00:45:38,875 Satisfactory barely describes the way I found him 702 00:45:38,876 --> 00:45:41,791 - Why did you let him go? - Why did you let him go? 703 00:45:41,792 --> 00:45:44,416 - I left on my own account - That's right I just remember 704 00:45:44,417 --> 00:45:49,083 One day Godfrey came to me and said, "I trust you have found my work satisfactory " 705 00:45:49,084 --> 00:45:50,291 And that was that Wasn't it, Godfrey? 706 00:45:50,292 --> 00:45:54,500 Those may not have been my exact words, but as you say, that was definitely that 707 00:45:54,501 --> 00:45:57,125 We've established that was that What happened next? 708 00:45:57,126 --> 00:46:00,333 I did what any well-trained employer would do! 709 00:46:00,334 --> 00:46:04,083 I said, "Godfrey, if you feel that your wife and five children " 710 00:46:04,084 --> 00:46:06,125 need you more than we do, good luck " 711 00:46:06,126 --> 00:46:08,459 Five children! It is five, isn't it? 712 00:46:08,501 --> 00:46:11,500 Somewhere about that number Would you excuse me? 713 00:46:11,501 --> 00:46:14,416 Why didn't you tell me you had five children? 714 00:46:14,417 --> 00:46:15,708 I'm sorry, miss 715 00:46:15,709 --> 00:46:17,041 It's nothing to make a fuss about 716 00:46:17,042 --> 00:46:22,041 If that woman in South America can have five children, why can't Godfrey? 717 00:46:22,042 --> 00:46:25,041 Listen, everybody! I want to make an announcement 718 00:46:25,042 --> 00:46:28,916 I want to announce my engagement 'cause I'm gonna get married 719 00:46:28,917 --> 00:46:31,625 - You're engaged? You're gonna be married? - Yes, I am 720 00:46:31,626 --> 00:46:35,125 - To whom? - You'll find out soon enough 721 00:46:35,126 --> 00:46:37,833 - Not to Hubert! - Yes, yes Where is he? 722 00:46:37,834 --> 00:46:39,791 He's in there Hubert! Hubert! 723 00:46:39,792 --> 00:46:42,458 - Where's Hubert? - You're being paged, Hubert 724 00:46:42,459 --> 00:46:45,250 - Congratulations, old man! - What are you talking about? 725 00:46:45,251 --> 00:46:47,583 - Your engagement to Irene - My engagement? 726 00:46:47,584 --> 00:46:52,000 - Oh, Hubert, I'm so happy - Someone just said I'm engaged to marry you 727 00:46:52,001 --> 00:46:56,291 - Well, you are! And shut up about it! - Hubert, my boy! 728 00:46:56,292 --> 00:46:59,541 You're always such a shock at first Bless you 729 00:46:59,542 --> 00:47:02,958 - Cordelia - No, Hubert That's my mother! 730 00:47:02,959 --> 00:47:05,708 - I can hear all right It's my eyes - Godfrey! 731 00:47:05,709 --> 00:47:07,375 Champagne for everyone on the house 732 00:47:07,376 --> 00:47:10,916 You don't know, do you, Godfrey? Irene's got herself engaged to Hubert 733 00:47:10,917 --> 00:47:14,958 He thinks I look like Cordelia Play something appropriate like the Wedding March 734 00:47:14,959 --> 00:47:18,876 Miss Irene, I wish you all the happiness in the world 735 00:47:23,584 --> 00:47:26,041 - When can I see you? - Tomorrow is my afternoon off 736 00:47:26,042 --> 00:47:30,959 - Can you meet me around 5:00 at the Sirocco? - I'll be there 737 00:47:31,959 --> 00:47:36,500 - Well, go on! - Here comes the bride 738 00:47:36,501 --> 00:47:39,458 All dressed in white 739 00:47:39,459 --> 00:47:41,041 And that's the groom 740 00:47:41,042 --> 00:47:43,583 Right by her side 741 00:47:43,584 --> 00:47:49,959 Here comes the bride All dressed in white 742 00:47:50,626 --> 00:47:53,126 Your coat, sir 743 00:47:55,292 --> 00:47:58,084 Thank you, sir 744 00:47:58,459 --> 00:48:00,583 Hello, darling 745 00:48:00,584 --> 00:48:04,958 Please forgive me but it's so hard to make beds when they're full of people 746 00:48:04,959 --> 00:48:06,875 Now you know There was a time 747 00:48:06,876 --> 00:48:09,083 when you didn't get out of bed until 5:00 in the afternoon 748 00:48:09,084 --> 00:48:13,001 Now I find getting up at the crack of dawn the most invigorating experience Waiter 749 00:48:13,042 --> 00:48:14,666 No, darling This is my party 750 00:48:14,667 --> 00:48:18,750 Don't you realize we servants are the new financial aristocracy of America? 751 00:48:18,751 --> 00:48:20,375 Room and board and $250 a month 752 00:48:20,376 --> 00:48:24,458 Two French vermouths with a dash of cassis and soda on the side 753 00:48:24,459 --> 00:48:25,042 Yes, sir 754 00:48:25,043 --> 00:48:30,167 - That is right, isn't it? - They were wonderful memories 755 00:48:30,667 --> 00:48:33,416 Pleasant things are hard to forget 756 00:48:33,417 --> 00:48:34,916 Now, tell me all about yourself 757 00:48:34,917 --> 00:48:38,875 Are you married again, and how many times since I saw you? 758 00:48:38,876 --> 00:48:40,166 That's an impertinent question 759 00:48:40,167 --> 00:48:45,291 Anyway, no one is interested in my marriages anymore Not even me 760 00:48:45,292 --> 00:48:47,291 Now, what about you? 761 00:48:47,292 --> 00:48:48,791 Well, four children were all right 762 00:48:48,792 --> 00:48:52,875 But when the fifth one arrived, there were just too many people in one crowded room 763 00:48:52,876 --> 00:48:54,917 Come on There's not very much to tell 764 00:48:54,959 --> 00:48:57,041 You know the Bullocks They're a little crazy, 765 00:48:57,042 --> 00:48:59,833 but we knew plenty of people in Europe who were just as crazy as they are 766 00:48:59,834 --> 00:49:04,041 Actually, I've grown quite fond of the Bullocks So you find it only natural 767 00:49:04,042 --> 00:49:07,916 to make up their beds, shine their shoes and put out their cat 768 00:49:07,917 --> 00:49:10,876 Their cat happens to be a great big bloodhound 769 00:49:10,917 --> 00:49:11,876 Come on 770 00:49:11,877 --> 00:49:15,583 Don't change the subject Why are you playing the butler? 771 00:49:15,584 --> 00:49:19,417 I'm not sure I want to tell you that 772 00:49:21,917 --> 00:49:23,208 I saw Bert McCord in London 773 00:49:23,209 --> 00:49:27,166 He said the last he heard from you, you were working on a Danish freighter 774 00:49:27,167 --> 00:49:30,458 That's true I wonder how he found out 775 00:49:30,459 --> 00:49:32,458 What happened between you and Bert? 776 00:49:32,459 --> 00:49:35,375 You never wrote, and you used to be such good friends 777 00:49:35,376 --> 00:49:38,583 I had a lot of good friends in London but, you know, 778 00:49:38,584 --> 00:49:41,250 wearing a raincoat and carrying an umbrella for ten years 779 00:49:41,251 --> 00:49:44,750 doesn't make you into an Englishman, even if you do go to Oxford 780 00:49:44,751 --> 00:49:48,833 When the war started, my father was still with the Austrian Embassy in London 781 00:49:48,834 --> 00:49:52,375 Naturally we were given our walking papers and went home 782 00:49:52,376 --> 00:49:54,750 I was drafted I flew bombers 783 00:49:54,751 --> 00:49:58,833 I might have bombed London It so happened I didn't, but I might have done 784 00:49:58,834 --> 00:50:02,125 Somehow I never felt like going back there since 785 00:50:02,126 --> 00:50:04,375 Why didn't you stay in Austria? 786 00:50:04,376 --> 00:50:05,916 There was nothing to stay there for 787 00:50:05,917 --> 00:50:09,833 My family and all my friends just weren't there anymore 788 00:50:09,834 --> 00:50:13,041 So, I drifted around Europe for a while and then I decided 789 00:50:13,042 --> 00:50:17,166 to burn my bridges and get a breath of fresh sea air 790 00:50:17,167 --> 00:50:20,708 And then you got too much fresh air on your freighter, 791 00:50:20,709 --> 00:50:24,333 and you decided to jump ship and stay in America 792 00:50:24,334 --> 00:50:26,791 That's right I was only joking 793 00:50:26,792 --> 00:50:30,666 I wasn't It's true I did I jumped ship I don't believe it 794 00:50:30,667 --> 00:50:32,166 I fell in love with the Statue of Liberty 795 00:50:32,167 --> 00:50:35,208 Do you realize what will happen to you when they catch up with you? 796 00:50:35,209 --> 00:50:38,666 You'll be deported You know that It's a chance I'll have to take 797 00:50:38,667 --> 00:50:42,708 I like it here very much Don't you? 798 00:50:42,709 --> 00:50:45,041 How could I complain? 799 00:50:45,042 --> 00:50:50,834 - Well, here's my luck added to yours - Bless you 800 00:50:51,959 --> 00:50:55,791 - Will you do me a big favor? - Sure Anything at all 801 00:50:55,792 --> 00:50:57,125 that has no money connected with it 802 00:50:57,126 --> 00:51:01,375 Go around the corner, telephone this place and ask for Francesca Gray 803 00:51:01,376 --> 00:51:04,333 When you get her on the wire, keep her there Francesca Gray? 804 00:51:04,334 --> 00:51:08,125 - What am I supposed to talk about? - You'll think of something 805 00:51:08,126 --> 00:51:11,292 Francesca Gray! 806 00:51:17,709 --> 00:51:20,708 - Well, hello, Francesca! - Hello, Cordelia 807 00:51:20,709 --> 00:51:23,875 How nice to see you I'm not intrud Well! 808 00:51:23,876 --> 00:51:25,792 I didn't know you were entertaining our butler 809 00:51:25,834 --> 00:51:26,542 But I'm not 810 00:51:26,543 --> 00:51:27,625 He is entertaining me 811 00:51:27,626 --> 00:51:30,875 Really? I always wondered what butlers do with their time off 812 00:51:30,876 --> 00:51:34,458 - Now you know, don't you? - I hate to intrude on your day off, 813 00:51:34,459 --> 00:51:38,041 but this morning I noticed my green dress still hanging in the closet 814 00:51:38,042 --> 00:51:40,708 - Why didn't you get it off to the cleaners? - Why, Godfrey! 815 00:51:40,709 --> 00:51:44,125 You never had any trouble getting my dresses off to the cleaners 816 00:51:44,126 --> 00:51:45,958 I don't know what could have come over me 817 00:51:45,959 --> 00:51:49,000 Telephone call for Miss Francesca Gray 818 00:51:49,001 --> 00:51:51,416 - Telephone for you, dear - Has to be Elliott 819 00:51:51,417 --> 00:51:53,584 I could be in the bottom of the ocean and 820 00:51:53,626 --> 00:51:56,333 Elliott would find me and put in a call for me 821 00:51:56,334 --> 00:51:59,375 Elliott? He's got $50 million, which would be all right 822 00:51:59,376 --> 00:52:04,709 if he wouldn't always chew his cigar to a pulp! 823 00:52:05,584 --> 00:52:06,708 Do you mind if I sit down? 824 00:52:06,709 --> 00:52:11,916 I feel on my afternoon off I should have the privilege of choosing my friends 825 00:52:11,917 --> 00:52:15,875 I naturally assumed that since you didn't mind having a drink with your ex-employer 826 00:52:15,876 --> 00:52:20,583 Madame Gray, besides being my ex-employer, also happens to be an old friend 827 00:52:20,584 --> 00:52:25,376 Oh? And which two husbands were you fitted in between? 828 00:52:25,834 --> 00:52:28,750 - You mind if I tell you something? - Please do 829 00:52:28,751 --> 00:52:32,416 As someone you met in a bar or as your butler? 830 00:52:32,417 --> 00:52:34,666 - Choose your own weapons - Thank you 831 00:52:34,667 --> 00:52:38,666 You fall into that unfortunate category that I would describe as the Park Avenue brat 832 00:52:38,667 --> 00:52:43,208 A spoiled child brought up in ease and luxury, and always given her own way 833 00:52:43,209 --> 00:52:45,958 As a matter of fact, you really shouldn't be allowed out in public 834 00:52:45,959 --> 00:52:50,833 until someone has taught you the basic rules of good taste and good manners 835 00:52:50,834 --> 00:52:54,625 You're going to regret this 836 00:52:54,626 --> 00:52:56,750 - Waiter? - Check please - Yes, sir 837 00:52:56,751 --> 00:53:01,667 - There you are, sir - Oh, thank you, sir 838 00:53:05,834 --> 00:53:09,501 What? Oh, no! 839 00:53:10,626 --> 00:53:13,375 It wasn't Elliott at all It was some character 840 00:53:13,376 --> 00:53:16,583 He wanted me to come and see his collection of shrunken heads 841 00:53:16,584 --> 00:53:17,625 Shrunken heads? 842 00:53:17,626 --> 00:53:20,208 - Probably a distant cousin of your employer - Thank you, sir 843 00:53:20,209 --> 00:53:21,209 Did you get rid of her? 844 00:53:21,210 --> 00:53:24,125 She was suddenly taken with an acute attack of embarrassment 845 00:53:24,126 --> 00:53:25,833 and had to leave - Good What do we do now? 846 00:53:25,834 --> 00:53:27,250 Let's go somewhere and spend all of my salary 847 00:53:27,251 --> 00:53:27,709 Wonderful! 848 00:53:27,710 --> 00:53:31,291 But let's go through the back I'm sure Elliott's Rolls Royce is in front 849 00:53:31,292 --> 00:53:35,625 I don't mind being followed by men, but Rolls Royces always embarrass me 850 00:53:35,626 --> 00:53:40,626 - Sounds like love - At his age, it's hard to know what it is 851 00:53:47,667 --> 00:53:52,000 - He hasn't come back yet, has he? - Not yet 852 00:53:52,001 --> 00:53:55,000 Would you mind putting these flowers in his room? 853 00:53:55,001 --> 00:53:59,959 - I can't go in there anymore - I can't either 854 00:54:02,126 --> 00:54:06,584 - Did he kick you out too? - Yep 855 00:54:06,709 --> 00:54:12,084 - What does the man want out of life? - He told me one time 856 00:54:13,459 --> 00:54:16,875 What? Peace and quiet 857 00:54:16,876 --> 00:54:19,209 Oh 858 00:54:19,584 --> 00:54:21,792 Well 859 00:54:23,584 --> 00:54:27,041 - Is this his shirt? - Yes 860 00:54:27,042 --> 00:54:31,333 - Do you always sew his buttons on? - Sometimes 861 00:54:31,334 --> 00:54:35,542 He doesn't lose very many 862 00:54:38,209 --> 00:54:40,541 He's very tidy, isn't he? 863 00:54:42,126 --> 00:54:45,583 Whoa, a drunken young lady named Lou 864 00:54:45,584 --> 00:54:47,791 Had a "parkhouse" on Pent Avenue 865 00:54:47,792 --> 00:54:50,541 but her willpower was weak and her yacht sprung a leak 866 00:54:50,542 --> 00:54:56,416 Da, da, da, da, da Wouldn't you-o 867 00:54:59,417 --> 00:55:02,208 No caviar for you for three days 868 00:55:02,209 --> 00:55:03,458 Ladies 869 00:55:03,459 --> 00:55:06,625 You better get some wood for the living room fireplace 870 00:55:06,626 --> 00:55:10,750 I should be diluted deleted You should be "de-loaded " 871 00:55:10,751 --> 00:55:15,208 Right Parkhouse on Pent Avenue 872 00:55:18,209 --> 00:55:20,666 - I think I'd better help him - I will too 873 00:55:20,667 --> 00:55:25,376 Upstairs he's yours, downstairs he's mine 874 00:55:29,834 --> 00:55:33,333 I think it's terrible the way some men treat their families 875 00:55:33,334 --> 00:55:35,958 There's a story here about a man who drowned his wife in the bathtub 876 00:55:35,959 --> 00:55:38,916 Maybe it was the only way he could get her to take a bath 877 00:55:38,917 --> 00:55:43,666 Since you have an answer for everything, tell us, what are we gonna do with you? 878 00:55:43,667 --> 00:55:47,208 Why do you always pick on Vincent? Pick on someone else 879 00:55:47,209 --> 00:55:49,916 May I please finish reading my newspaper? 880 00:55:49,917 --> 00:55:55,792 It isn't Vincent's fault you're in a bad mood 881 00:56:01,292 --> 00:56:05,833 - What's the matter, darling? - You wouldn't understand 882 00:56:05,834 --> 00:56:08,083 I don't know why you always say that 883 00:56:08,084 --> 00:56:10,958 You and Cordelia think just because I've only been married once 884 00:56:10,959 --> 00:56:14,334 I don't know anything about life! 885 00:56:20,126 --> 00:56:25,291 - Godfrey, what's happened to your tails? - Did you cut them off? 886 00:56:25,292 --> 00:56:30,000 Sorry, madame, I didn't have time to change I apologize 887 00:56:30,001 --> 00:56:32,375 No need to apologize 888 00:56:32,376 --> 00:56:35,166 That's very becoming to you Thank you, madame 889 00:56:35,167 --> 00:56:41,750 If I may say so, you seem to look younger every day if I "say may so " 890 00:56:41,751 --> 00:56:44,666 Well, you certainly may! 891 00:56:44,667 --> 00:56:47,041 And thank you very much! 892 00:56:47,042 --> 00:56:49,250 Don't you have anything to say to me? 893 00:56:49,251 --> 00:56:52,709 - To you, Miss Irene? - Yes 894 00:56:52,751 --> 00:56:57,000 As Mr Vincent's song so aptly expresses it, 895 00:56:57,001 --> 00:57:01,708 Lovely, lovely You are 896 00:57:01,709 --> 00:57:05,042 Pardon me 897 00:57:11,709 --> 00:57:13,708 Oh, isn't he sweet? 898 00:57:13,709 --> 00:57:15,708 If you ask me, he's drunk 899 00:57:15,709 --> 00:57:18,416 Must a man be drunk just because he pays us a compliment? 900 00:57:18,417 --> 00:57:20,833 Aren't we ever going to eat around here again? 901 00:57:20,834 --> 00:57:24,541 You sounded just like Vincent then! 902 00:57:25,709 --> 00:57:28,250 - Oh, dear - What's that? 903 00:57:28,251 --> 00:57:32,375 I hope it wasn't the big yellow vase with the fawns frolicking on it 904 00:57:32,376 --> 00:57:34,833 No, madame, it was the green one with the cupids capering on it 905 00:57:34,834 --> 00:57:37,333 - Oh -Thank you, Godfrey 906 00:57:37,334 --> 00:57:40,167 One does what one can, sir 907 00:57:40,417 --> 00:57:44,375 The green one The one the Shepperton's gave us last Christmas 908 00:57:44,376 --> 00:57:48,416 I always meant to thank them for it It's too late now 909 00:57:48,417 --> 00:57:52,666 32 Georgia Street, Elmhurst You have that? 910 00:57:52,667 --> 00:57:55,792 And please hurry 911 00:58:18,626 --> 00:58:25,041 Lovely, lovely 912 00:58:27,626 --> 00:58:31,084 Lovely 913 00:58:47,209 --> 00:58:49,833 - You're sure you took it off in your room? - I'm quite sure 914 00:58:49,834 --> 00:58:52,584 She takes off something here, something there 915 00:58:52,626 --> 00:58:54,625 Nobody asked you, young lady 916 00:58:54,626 --> 00:58:59,292 If you're going to be rude to my daughter, remove the cigar from your mouth 917 00:58:59,334 --> 00:59:03,000 We're all upset by this, Lieutenant 918 00:59:03,001 --> 00:59:04,583 - Who's that? - Is he your son? 919 00:59:04,584 --> 00:59:07,833 Listen I've been blamed for a lot of things, but 920 00:59:07,834 --> 00:59:10,000 Who are you? 921 00:59:10,001 --> 00:59:11,083 No relation whatsoever 922 00:59:11,084 --> 00:59:14,583 No need to suspect Molly She's been with us forever 923 00:59:14,584 --> 00:59:17,583 No, ma'am, it just seems that way sometimes 924 00:59:17,584 --> 00:59:19,875 - Who else lives in this house? - There's Godfrey 925 00:59:19,876 --> 00:59:23,958 - Who's Godfrey? - He is the best butler we have ever had! 926 00:59:23,959 --> 00:59:28,083 I'm sure Godfrey didn't take it Of course we don't know much about him 927 00:59:28,084 --> 00:59:31,125 Godfrey wouldn't touch that bracelet of yours with a fork! 928 00:59:31,126 --> 00:59:32,791 What do you mean you don't know much about him? 929 00:59:32,792 --> 00:59:37,583 We didn't get him from an employment agency and he didn't have references 930 00:59:37,584 --> 00:59:40,542 We've never been able to find out who he is or where he came from 931 00:59:40,584 --> 00:59:42,125 You're on the wrong track 932 00:59:42,126 --> 00:59:46,916 It's silly to think of Godfrey wearing a diamond bracelet 933 00:59:46,917 --> 00:59:50,041 Just the same, we'd like to talk to him Where is he? 934 00:59:50,042 --> 00:59:53,000 - He's very ill and he's in his room! - He's loaded 935 00:59:53,001 --> 00:59:57,292 - I'll show you the way, gentlemen - Oh, no! 936 01:00:01,834 --> 01:00:05,166 - Godfrey, get rid of it! - That's his room 937 01:00:05,167 --> 01:00:09,125 Throw it out the window They're after you I won't let them get you 938 01:00:09,126 --> 01:00:12,041 - Come in, everybody - Godfrey, I'm terribly sorry 939 01:00:12,042 --> 01:00:13,958 I don't believe in breaking into anybody's room 940 01:00:13,959 --> 01:00:16,750 This is Lieutenant O'Connor and he wants to ask some questions 941 01:00:16,751 --> 01:00:18,042 Delighted to meet you 942 01:00:18,084 --> 01:00:21,208 What do you know about this diamond bracelet? 943 01:00:21,209 --> 01:00:23,875 - Nothing! He's never even heard of it - Nothing 944 01:00:23,876 --> 01:00:25,833 - I told you - I told you too - What's your name? 945 01:00:25,834 --> 01:00:30,500 His name is Godfrey Godfrey His middle initial is "G" which stands for Godfrey too 946 01:00:30,501 --> 01:00:34,041 - Where're you from? - Don't answer that 947 01:00:34,042 --> 01:00:37,125 - I asked you a question Are you English? - No, I'm not 948 01:00:37,126 --> 01:00:39,708 - Are you Canadian? - Suppose he is? Is that a crime? 949 01:00:39,709 --> 01:00:43,875 Of course not We have to check up on him Where did you work before? 950 01:00:43,876 --> 01:00:46,708 Where did you work before, the Spanish Inquisition? 951 01:00:46,709 --> 01:00:49,292 Irene, will you keep quiet and let these men finish? 952 01:00:49,334 --> 01:00:50,334 No, I will not! 953 01:00:50,335 --> 01:00:53,833 - Godfrey, do you mind if we search your room? - He certainly does mind 954 01:00:53,834 --> 01:00:59,041 - Don't you dare let them search your room - I insist you search my room 955 01:00:59,042 --> 01:01:01,667 - Why? - Excuse me 956 01:01:03,042 --> 01:01:07,208 You don't mind if I go on looking at the fights, do you? 957 01:01:07,209 --> 01:01:08,708 Go right ahead 958 01:01:08,709 --> 01:01:12,125 Pardon me, please 959 01:01:14,542 --> 01:01:18,916 A right to the head A left to the midsection and another right 960 01:01:18,917 --> 01:01:21,208 And a left And another right to the midsection 961 01:01:21,209 --> 01:01:24,958 And left to the head and a right to the Ooh! 962 01:01:24,959 --> 01:01:26,459 He never did have a chance 963 01:01:26,501 --> 01:01:29,458 What do you mean? I had ten bucks on that boy 964 01:01:29,459 --> 01:01:32,666 - Have you retired from the force, Grogan? - No, sir 965 01:01:32,667 --> 01:01:36,458 Don't be so sure Now, go on 966 01:01:36,459 --> 01:01:39,376 Oh, pardon me, sir 967 01:01:46,667 --> 01:01:50,958 - Well, it's not here - Fine, I knew it wouldn't be 968 01:01:50,959 --> 01:01:54,416 - I'd like to apologize - Why don't you look under the mattress? 969 01:01:54,417 --> 01:01:58,708 - It's not there either! - Of course! That's just the place I'd pick 970 01:01:58,709 --> 01:02:02,417 Pardon me Excuse me 971 01:02:07,584 --> 01:02:10,666 - Nope! - But it has to be there! 972 01:02:10,667 --> 01:02:14,125 - Why? - Cordelia, what are you trying to pull? 973 01:02:14,126 --> 01:02:18,833 I'd like to speak to you gentlemen outside I'm terribly sorry, Godfrey 974 01:02:18,834 --> 01:02:22,708 We're all terribly sorry Come along, Cordelia 975 01:02:22,709 --> 01:02:25,625 It's perfectly all right, madame It's a pleasure 976 01:02:25,626 --> 01:02:29,375 I'll be right back I just want to see what Dad's gonna do to Cordelia 977 01:02:29,376 --> 01:02:33,709 Looking under people's mattresses! 978 01:02:34,251 --> 01:02:37,375 Boys, I want to apologize for my family 979 01:02:37,376 --> 01:02:39,583 That's all right We can see what you're up against 980 01:02:39,584 --> 01:02:42,750 I'd like to send you a little check for your pension fund 981 01:02:42,751 --> 01:02:43,958 That's very nice 982 01:02:43,959 --> 01:02:47,291 Don't worry about the butler We'll check up on him and let you know Fine 983 01:02:47,292 --> 01:02:53,501 Oh, by the way, I had $200 on that boy who got knocked out tonight 984 01:03:00,167 --> 01:03:05,083 - What have you got to say? - Aren't they gonna do anything more about it? 985 01:03:05,084 --> 01:03:07,833 No, and it's a good thing for you they're not 986 01:03:07,834 --> 01:03:09,333 There's something I want to tell you 987 01:03:09,334 --> 01:03:16,084 If you don't find your bracelet, the joke's on you because it's not insured 988 01:03:17,792 --> 01:03:20,625 Ah, poor Cordelia lost her bracelets 989 01:03:20,626 --> 01:03:27,166 Do you know I ran into Godfrey and Francesca having cocktails at the Sirocco? 990 01:03:27,167 --> 01:03:29,333 They were having quite a time 991 01:03:29,334 --> 01:03:31,791 - That's a lie! - You call me a liar? 992 01:03:31,792 --> 01:03:35,167 I'll call you anything I please You'd better 993 01:03:35,209 --> 01:03:38,876 stay away from me, or I'll sic that dog on you! 994 01:03:39,667 --> 01:03:45,334 Go on! Just touch me! He'll tear you to pieces! 995 01:03:48,709 --> 01:03:51,209 Harder 996 01:03:52,292 --> 01:03:54,166 Why you! 997 01:03:54,167 --> 01:03:57,875 Stop it! Get off of me! 998 01:03:57,876 --> 01:03:58,916 Rasputin! 999 01:03:58,917 --> 01:04:03,000 - Leave him out of this! - Don't you dare! You shut up! 1000 01:04:03,001 --> 01:04:04,625 - Rasputin, will you - Oh! 1001 01:04:04,626 --> 01:04:06,750 - I'm gonna knock your teeth out - No, you're not! 1002 01:04:06,751 --> 01:04:10,416 Rasputin, will you do something? 1003 01:04:10,417 --> 01:04:14,916 - You stop that! - I will not! I'll knock your teeth out 1004 01:04:14,917 --> 01:04:16,500 Rasputin, do 1005 01:04:16,501 --> 01:04:21,292 Come in 1006 01:04:28,917 --> 01:04:33,250 - Will you get another glass, Godfrey? - I beg your pardon, sir? 1007 01:04:33,251 --> 01:04:36,459 I want you to have a drink with me 1008 01:04:39,626 --> 01:04:45,751 - I hope we're still on speaking terms - Of course, sir 1009 01:04:46,792 --> 01:04:51,250 Tell me, Godfrey, is everything all right with you? 1010 01:04:51,251 --> 01:04:55,250 Oh, yes, thank you, sir I had a cold shower and I feel much better, sir 1011 01:04:55,251 --> 01:04:56,666 No, I didn't mean that 1012 01:04:56,667 --> 01:05:00,750 Those detectives told me they were going to check up on you 1013 01:05:00,751 --> 01:05:04,833 If there's anything I can do to help, just let me know 1014 01:05:04,834 --> 01:05:08,458 That's very kind, sir, but I shall be all right 1015 01:05:08,459 --> 01:05:10,916 Just wanted you to know 1016 01:05:10,917 --> 01:05:13,917 Pull up a chair, sit down 1017 01:05:14,292 --> 01:05:17,291 You've been with us for quite a while now 1018 01:05:17,292 --> 01:05:20,958 Why do you stay on? I have to You don't 1019 01:05:20,959 --> 01:05:26,708 I thought perhaps in some small way I might make life easier for you all 1020 01:05:26,709 --> 01:05:28,208 You've done that 1021 01:05:28,209 --> 01:05:32,583 I've been sitting here wondering if Cordelia has any idea 1022 01:05:32,584 --> 01:05:36,166 of the downright viciousness of what she tried to do tonight 1023 01:05:36,167 --> 01:05:40,583 You see, I've been so preoccupied with my business 1024 01:05:40,584 --> 01:05:45,376 that the girls were grown up before I knew it 1025 01:05:45,751 --> 01:05:48,333 I wonder how old that excuse is? 1026 01:05:48,334 --> 01:05:50,750 You mustn't blame yourself, sir 1027 01:05:50,751 --> 01:05:53,958 And the funny thing, or maybe it isn't funny, 1028 01:05:53,959 --> 01:05:59,583 is after all the years I've devoted to my business, I'm gonna lose that too 1029 01:05:59,584 --> 01:06:00,167 Not really, sir? 1030 01:06:00,168 --> 01:06:05,166 I'm not telling you anything the whole country won't know next week 1031 01:06:05,167 --> 01:06:07,875 Surely there must be something you can do 1032 01:06:07,876 --> 01:06:10,000 If there is, I haven't thought of it 1033 01:06:10,001 --> 01:06:14,666 How much would it take? Oh, half a million 1034 01:06:14,667 --> 01:06:16,083 You've been to the banks, of course? 1035 01:06:16,084 --> 01:06:22,291 Most of the time banks won't let you have any money unless you can prove you don't need it 1036 01:06:22,292 --> 01:06:27,166 Well, I didn't want to burden you with my problems 1037 01:06:27,167 --> 01:06:30,666 I just wanted to apologize again for what happened tonight 1038 01:06:30,667 --> 01:06:35,208 Don't let it get you down! Something'll turn up 1039 01:06:35,209 --> 01:06:38,126 I'm sure it will, sir 1040 01:06:39,542 --> 01:06:42,501 Good night, sir 1041 01:06:43,709 --> 01:06:46,501 Good night, Godfrey 1042 01:07:05,209 --> 01:07:08,626 That is an awful lot of money you are talking about 1043 01:07:08,667 --> 01:07:10,541 Yes, it's an awful lot 1044 01:07:10,542 --> 01:07:14,458 Do you really think you can get me out of bed at this hour in the morning 1045 01:07:14,459 --> 01:07:16,333 and make the slightest sense about anything? 1046 01:07:16,334 --> 01:07:19,041 Maybe things would look brighter if you took those glasses off 1047 01:07:19,042 --> 01:07:25,083 After a sleepless night, men go to the steam room and women wear dark glasses 1048 01:07:25,084 --> 01:07:27,166 It's not that I can't get that money for you 1049 01:07:27,167 --> 01:07:30,458 Elliott is on the boards of more banks than you can name 1050 01:07:30,459 --> 01:07:32,083 But you just have to approach him the right way 1051 01:07:32,084 --> 01:07:36,416 It wouldn't amount to much, but I'm willing to put up property I have in Austria 1052 01:07:36,417 --> 01:07:39,083 - Why not throw in your title? - He's welcome to it 1053 01:07:39,084 --> 01:07:43,750 Darling, there's only one thing Elliott doesn't have, and that's me 1054 01:07:43,751 --> 01:07:50,083 If my neck wouldn't hurt, I'd turn around and show you his Rolls Royce following us 1055 01:07:50,084 --> 01:07:52,833 - Well, is he there? - Yes, right behind us 1056 01:07:52,834 --> 01:07:54,875 Poor darling He has such a time keeping up with me 1057 01:07:54,876 --> 01:07:58,083 Driver, please slow down I don't want to upset Elliott 1058 01:07:58,084 --> 01:08:02,500 You really have grown very fond of that family, haven't you? 1059 01:08:02,501 --> 01:08:05,041 - Sort of - All of them? 1060 01:08:05,042 --> 01:08:07,041 Some of them 1061 01:08:07,042 --> 01:08:08,042 I'll see what I can do 1062 01:08:08,043 --> 01:08:12,041 Look, I'm not going to let you marry somebody just to help me out 1063 01:08:12,042 --> 01:08:16,833 Darling, no one lets a woman marry anyone, or even talks her into it 1064 01:08:16,834 --> 01:08:19,166 I had made up my mind weeks ago to marry Elliott 1065 01:08:19,167 --> 01:08:23,083 There is no law which says I can't do what I want to do 1066 01:08:23,084 --> 01:08:24,416 and also benefit by it 1067 01:08:24,417 --> 01:08:29,208 Of course, I still might sue you for damages for getting me up at this hour 1068 01:08:29,209 --> 01:08:33,166 That Rolls Royce definitely cramps my style 1069 01:08:33,167 --> 01:08:36,666 - How am I ever gonna thank you? - No undying gratitude please 1070 01:08:36,667 --> 01:08:40,041 All right Stop when you get around the corner, will you? 1071 01:08:40,042 --> 01:08:42,000 I have to go back and polish the silver 1072 01:08:42,001 --> 01:08:46,000 If you ever want another job, Elliott has loads of silver 1073 01:08:46,001 --> 01:08:49,417 Thank you, and not only for that 1074 01:08:51,042 --> 01:08:53,250 Good-bye Good luck 1075 01:08:53,251 --> 01:08:56,084 Good-bye 1076 01:09:11,084 --> 01:09:15,626 May I be the first to congratulate you, Mr Elliott? 1077 01:09:21,917 --> 01:09:26,041 - Oh, you're home Good - Something you want, Miss Irene? 1078 01:09:26,042 --> 01:09:27,791 No I just missed you 1079 01:09:27,792 --> 01:09:30,541 - I always miss you when you're not home - That's very sweet of you 1080 01:09:30,542 --> 01:09:34,666 I had some things to do today, and when I got home you weren't here 1081 01:09:34,667 --> 01:09:35,958 What things did you have to do? 1082 01:09:35,959 --> 01:09:41,041 Had my toenails lacquered and then I had to sell Rasputin Took a terrible loss 1083 01:09:41,042 --> 01:09:46,125 But I didn't really 'cause the man who bought him didn't know he wouldn't bite anybody 1084 01:09:46,126 --> 01:09:47,875 - Can I help you? - Oh, please don't 1085 01:09:47,876 --> 01:09:50,958 I like to help you I wish we could do everything together 1086 01:09:50,959 --> 01:09:54,791 That would be fine as long as I don't have to have my toenails lacquered 1087 01:09:54,792 --> 01:09:59,541 Oh, Godfrey, you have a wonderful sense of humor I wish I had a sense of humor 1088 01:09:59,542 --> 01:10:02,916 I never can think of anything to say until everybody's gone home 1089 01:10:02,917 --> 01:10:06,376 Miss Irene there's something I want to tell you 1090 01:10:06,417 --> 01:10:10,916 - What? - First, I want you to know how grateful I am 1091 01:10:10,917 --> 01:10:13,541 - For what? - For everything you've done for me 1092 01:10:13,542 --> 01:10:19,916 And then there's something that probably may upset you, but I'm going to tell you 1093 01:10:19,917 --> 01:10:24,459 - What? - I think it's time I was moving on 1094 01:10:26,001 --> 01:10:28,500 - You're going back to them - Back to whom? 1095 01:10:28,501 --> 01:10:32,916 - To that wife and children - You didn't really believe that, did you? 1096 01:10:32,917 --> 01:10:37,208 - Francesca said it - She- was just making it up 1097 01:10:37,209 --> 01:10:40,791 - Was she really? - Absolutely 1098 01:10:40,792 --> 01:10:43,375 Then where are you going? 1099 01:10:43,376 --> 01:10:46,584 To Francesca, that's it You're in love with Francesca 1100 01:10:46,626 --> 01:10:49,708 I'm not in love with Francesca I'm moving on 1101 01:10:49,709 --> 01:10:51,541 because I want to improve myself 1102 01:10:51,542 --> 01:10:56,876 I am your protege, and you do want me to improve, don't you? 1103 01:10:57,042 --> 01:10:58,292 Yes 1104 01:10:58,334 --> 01:11:02,083 You don't want me to be just a butler all my life 1105 01:11:02,084 --> 01:11:06,209 I want you to be anything you wanna be 1106 01:11:07,126 --> 01:11:10,376 When are you leaving? Probably pretty soon 1107 01:11:10,542 --> 01:11:12,833 I wanted you to be the first to know because 1108 01:11:12,834 --> 01:11:16,792 well, we've always trusted each other, haven't we? 1109 01:11:16,917 --> 01:11:20,126 Yes, we have 1110 01:11:27,751 --> 01:11:30,459 Well! 1111 01:11:35,834 --> 01:11:40,833 If we simply must have kidneys, can't we put them through the meat grinder 1112 01:11:40,834 --> 01:11:43,833 and make them into some shape so they wouldn't look so, 1113 01:11:43,834 --> 01:11:47,083 - you know, exactly like what they are? - If you'd like, madame 1114 01:11:47,084 --> 01:11:50,958 I think it's depressing to eat the insides of animals 1115 01:11:50,959 --> 01:11:52,750 Or are we that hard up? 1116 01:11:52,751 --> 01:11:57,833 - Alexander, I asked you a question - The answer is yes, we are 1117 01:11:57,834 --> 01:11:59,583 No, thank you 1118 01:11:59,584 --> 01:12:03,833 Look at the poor child I don't wonder she doesn't eat 1119 01:12:03,834 --> 01:12:05,708 Don't be surprised if I never eat again 1120 01:12:05,709 --> 01:12:09,791 I will be surprised I hope you don't think I consider that normal behavior 1121 01:12:09,792 --> 01:12:11,333 Maybe her stomach is upset 1122 01:12:11,334 --> 01:12:14,625 Will you leave her alone? Vincent will eat for both 1123 01:12:14,626 --> 01:12:17,541 You know Vincent has to eat to keep up his strength for his concert 1124 01:12:17,542 --> 01:12:21,875 He could give a bang-up concert right now with a knife and fork 1125 01:12:21,876 --> 01:12:23,958 Why do you always pick on Vincent? 1126 01:12:23,959 --> 01:12:26,500 Why don't you pick on someone else? 1127 01:12:26,501 --> 01:12:30,416 Telephone for you, Mr Bullock A Mr Elliott 1128 01:12:30,417 --> 01:12:34,542 - Who? - Mr James P Elliott 1129 01:12:36,792 --> 01:12:39,792 James P Elliott? 1130 01:12:40,501 --> 01:12:44,708 Yes? Yes, Mr Elliott 1131 01:12:44,709 --> 01:12:50,583 Oh, no, you're not disturbing me at all Uh you mean that? 1132 01:12:50,584 --> 01:12:56,458 Well, no, I just couldn't believe it that Well, yes 1133 01:12:56,459 --> 01:13:01,000 Yes, I'll be in your office at 9:00 tomorrow morning 1134 01:13:01,001 --> 01:13:05,708 Thank you very much I I beg your pardon? 1135 01:13:05,709 --> 01:13:07,166 Who? 1136 01:13:07,167 --> 01:13:12,250 Why, yes, he's right here Godfrey, Mr Elliott wants to speak to you 1137 01:13:12,251 --> 01:13:13,958 - Sir? - James P Elliott 1138 01:13:13,959 --> 01:13:17,251 - To me, sir? - That's what he said 1139 01:13:18,167 --> 01:13:21,083 - Could you? - Thank you 1140 01:13:21,084 --> 01:13:22,750 Yes? 1141 01:13:22,751 --> 01:13:27,750 I'm delighted to hear that, sir May I wish you all the best 1142 01:13:27,751 --> 01:13:31,250 Oh, that was nothing No, really, nothing 1143 01:13:31,251 --> 01:13:35,458 Oh, you're very kind I beg your pardon? 1144 01:13:35,459 --> 01:13:37,500 That's my first name 1145 01:13:37,501 --> 01:13:40,166 Oh, thank you And good luck to you too, James 1146 01:13:40,167 --> 01:13:43,250 Would you like to speak to Mr Bullock again? 1147 01:13:43,251 --> 01:13:47,042 I'll tell him Good-bye, Jim 1148 01:13:47,376 --> 01:13:50,708 Wh-What did Jim, uh Mr Elliott want you to tell me? 1149 01:13:50,709 --> 01:13:54,708 You were not to worry The loan is as good as yours Oh, excuse me 1150 01:13:54,709 --> 01:13:58,708 He told me you were responsible for his decision Is that true? 1151 01:13:58,709 --> 01:14:01,375 Only in a very roundabout way, sir 1152 01:14:01,376 --> 01:14:04,125 I just wanted to repay you for everything you've done for me 1153 01:14:04,126 --> 01:14:07,166 We've done nothing! Oh, you accepted me at face value, sir 1154 01:14:07,167 --> 01:14:11,708 - That's a very rare thing - Why shouldn't we have accepted you? 1155 01:14:11,709 --> 01:14:15,208 You're such a gentleman We've learned a lot from you 1156 01:14:15,209 --> 01:14:19,083 - I've learned a lot from you, madame - From me? 1157 01:14:19,084 --> 01:14:20,916 - From my wife? - Oh, yes, sir 1158 01:14:20,917 --> 01:14:23,916 From Mrs Bullock I've learned there's a great deal of satisfaction 1159 01:14:23,917 --> 01:14:25,916 to be derived from helping other people 1160 01:14:25,917 --> 01:14:29,666 See, Godfrey has something nice to say about Vincent 1161 01:14:29,667 --> 01:14:33,417 No, dear I think he was referring to your wayward girls 1162 01:14:33,459 --> 01:14:34,666 Oh, them! 1163 01:14:34,667 --> 01:14:38,666 Well, it goes to show that Godfrey has something nice to say about everyone 1164 01:14:38,667 --> 01:14:42,208 That's why we're all so fond of him, aren't we? 1165 01:14:42,209 --> 01:14:44,041 What else have we taught you? 1166 01:14:44,042 --> 01:14:48,083 From you, sir, I've learned patience and sincerity 1167 01:14:48,084 --> 01:14:51,958 Patience? Why, thank you, Godfrey 1168 01:14:51,959 --> 01:14:54,666 And from you, Miss Cordelia 1169 01:14:54,667 --> 01:14:56,708 Maybe it would be kinder to skip me 1170 01:14:56,709 --> 01:14:58,916 Oh, no, miss I've learned a lot from you 1171 01:14:58,917 --> 01:15:02,666 One thing I probably needed very badly humility 1172 01:15:02,667 --> 01:15:06,666 And from you I've also learned the foolishness of arrogance 1173 01:15:06,667 --> 01:15:10,626 and the folly of dishonesty 1174 01:15:11,626 --> 01:15:13,625 This is yours, isn't it? 1175 01:15:13,626 --> 01:15:16,833 Why, it's Cordelia's bracelet! Oh, you did steal it 1176 01:15:16,834 --> 01:15:21,125 I think perhaps Miss Cordelia would like to explain 1177 01:15:21,126 --> 01:15:23,041 What is all this? 1178 01:15:23,042 --> 01:15:25,625 I put it under the mattress myself 1179 01:15:25,626 --> 01:15:28,541 Thank you, miss I hoped you'd say that 1180 01:15:28,542 --> 01:15:33,626 - Why? Why would you - Oh, never mind! 1181 01:15:34,209 --> 01:15:36,833 And now, if I may, I'd like to say a word to Miss Irene 1182 01:15:36,834 --> 01:15:41,166 You don't have to say anything I know you're going away 1183 01:15:41,167 --> 01:15:43,500 - You're what? - I was about to explain 1184 01:15:43,501 --> 01:15:45,583 - You're going away? - Yes, Miss Cordelia, to Europe 1185 01:15:45,584 --> 01:15:51,416 Oh, no But this isn't the season for Europe Why don't you 1186 01:15:51,417 --> 01:15:55,583 Why don't you wait until summer? We could all go together 1187 01:15:55,584 --> 01:15:59,208 I can't wait that long, madame I have personal reasons 1188 01:15:59,209 --> 01:16:03,333 - But you're coming back - I shall try very hard, sir 1189 01:16:03,334 --> 01:16:05,708 Since I shall be leaving tomorrow morning, 1190 01:16:05,709 --> 01:16:08,583 I've taken the liberty of hiring a replacement 1191 01:16:08,584 --> 01:16:10,625 You're not gonna serve our last breakfast? 1192 01:16:10,626 --> 01:16:14,666 I'm afraid not, madame I shall be leaving before noon 1193 01:16:14,667 --> 01:16:18,584 Now, if I may be excused? 1194 01:16:24,001 --> 01:16:27,541 I wish someday somebody would be as upset when I leave 1195 01:16:27,542 --> 01:16:31,958 Vincent I'd like to have a little talk with you 1196 01:16:31,959 --> 01:16:35,333 - Let's take a walk - Vincent hasn't finished eating 1197 01:16:35,334 --> 01:16:39,541 I know Neither have I But you don't mind, do you, Vincent? 1198 01:16:39,542 --> 01:16:44,125 You know, for some time I have been 1199 01:16:48,542 --> 01:16:50,791 What's happened? 1200 01:16:50,792 --> 01:16:54,500 Alexander, what did you say to Vincent? 1201 01:16:54,501 --> 01:16:56,541 Dear, he left in such a hurry, 1202 01:16:56,542 --> 01:17:01,501 I didn't get a chance to say anything except good-bye 1203 01:17:11,292 --> 01:17:15,625 Oh, Godfrey, would you get my brown wool dress out of the closet? 1204 01:17:15,626 --> 01:17:19,125 I've been to Europe, and I know how cold it gets in the wintertime, 1205 01:17:19,126 --> 01:17:23,708 even at the biggest hotels, let alone the small ones where we're going to stay 1206 01:17:23,709 --> 01:17:26,500 I even thought of bringing along an electric blanket, 1207 01:17:26,501 --> 01:17:29,500 because those outlets in Europe have funny holes 1208 01:17:29,501 --> 01:17:30,501 Did you say "we"? 1209 01:17:30,542 --> 01:17:33,583 Wouldn't it be a good idea if we took smaller suitcases 1210 01:17:33,584 --> 01:17:36,208 so we could leave the larger ones at a central location and 1211 01:17:36,209 --> 01:17:38,666 If you have any idea that you're going with me 1212 01:17:38,667 --> 01:17:39,501 Oh, no? 1213 01:17:39,502 --> 01:17:42,541 I can go anywhere I want to and with anyone I want to! 1214 01:17:42,542 --> 01:17:44,291 Sit down and listen to me 1215 01:17:44,292 --> 01:17:46,958 I will not sit down and I'm sick of listening to you 1216 01:17:46,959 --> 01:17:47,917 For one moment 1217 01:17:47,918 --> 01:17:51,250 Talk, talk, talk! All I ever get from you is a lot of talk! 1218 01:17:51,251 --> 01:17:56,458 I'm not that stupid You can't treat me like a teenager who needs a talking-to 1219 01:17:56,459 --> 01:17:58,708 - I'm grown-up - Why don't you act grown-up? 1220 01:17:58,709 --> 01:18:00,791 Go on, get mad Lose your temper 1221 01:18:00,792 --> 01:18:03,251 - Do you know what's the matter with you? - Shut up! 1222 01:18:03,709 --> 01:18:06,084 Sit down! 1223 01:18:07,542 --> 01:18:11,083 Listen to me It's absolutely impossible for you to come with me 1224 01:18:11,084 --> 01:18:14,666 That has nothing whatever to do with whether or not I want you to come with me 1225 01:18:14,667 --> 01:18:17,958 - That's always a handy excuse - I'm not trying to make excuses 1226 01:18:17,959 --> 01:18:21,458 I haven't told you before, but the night you found me I'd jumped ship 1227 01:18:21,459 --> 01:18:25,416 I have nothing I have no passport, no visa, nothing 1228 01:18:25,417 --> 01:18:26,417 A very small matter 1229 01:18:26,418 --> 01:18:30,416 We've got a man downtown who gets us all the passports and visas we need 1230 01:18:30,417 --> 01:18:35,625 He only charges about $5 apiece I'm sure he won't charge you any more 1231 01:18:35,626 --> 01:18:38,416 He wouldn't if I was an American, but I'm not 1232 01:18:38,417 --> 01:18:41,416 Don't you understand? I'm in this country illegally 1233 01:18:41,417 --> 01:18:44,416 If the immigration people find out, I shall be deported 1234 01:18:44,417 --> 01:18:46,416 I would never be able to come back 1235 01:18:46,417 --> 01:18:49,416 I won't let them deport you I'll hide you 1236 01:18:49,417 --> 01:18:54,959 - You'll get in trouble - I don't mind being in trouble if you are 1237 01:18:56,417 --> 01:18:58,750 Miss Irene, I know you want to help me 1238 01:18:58,751 --> 01:19:00,416 But you won't let me help you! 1239 01:19:00,417 --> 01:19:05,376 Nobody will let me help them because they say I only make matters worse 1240 01:19:05,417 --> 01:19:07,375 Is that really true? 1241 01:19:07,376 --> 01:19:10,375 Sometimes it is, yes 1242 01:19:10,376 --> 01:19:15,416 But I just want so much to be loved 1243 01:19:15,417 --> 01:19:18,000 That's what everybody wants 1244 01:19:18,001 --> 01:19:21,750 Then why don't people try to love people more? 1245 01:19:21,751 --> 01:19:23,958 Maybe they don't know how to do that 1246 01:19:23,959 --> 01:19:27,500 I think it's only because they won't take the time 1247 01:19:27,501 --> 01:19:32,291 They're so busy doing other things like Mother and Dad are 1248 01:19:32,292 --> 01:19:38,416 Well, I'm not busy doing anything I want to give you all my love 1249 01:19:38,417 --> 01:19:42,376 I wish I could accept it 1250 01:19:43,959 --> 01:19:47,834 I know I'm not as attractive as Cordelia 1251 01:19:47,876 --> 01:19:50,833 My nose is too small and I'm too little 1252 01:19:50,834 --> 01:19:55,833 and I know I talk an awful lot 1253 01:19:55,834 --> 01:20:00,834 And I have a funny kind of a voice 1254 01:20:01,209 --> 01:20:04,584 I think you're a very wonderful girl 1255 01:20:07,084 --> 01:20:10,958 - Will you do something for me? - Of course I will 1256 01:20:10,959 --> 01:20:15,416 Will you be quiet now and let me go and not try to hold me 1257 01:20:15,417 --> 01:20:18,333 and not ask any more questions? 1258 01:20:18,334 --> 01:20:22,501 And don't tell anybody about what we've said 1259 01:20:26,876 --> 01:20:29,250 Good-bye, Miss Irene 1260 01:20:29,251 --> 01:20:33,291 And I wish you all the happiness 1261 01:20:33,292 --> 01:20:35,917 Good-bye, Godfrey 1262 01:21:32,376 --> 01:21:36,250 I've never heard of such a thing 1263 01:21:36,251 --> 01:21:38,083 The butler telling the family he works for 1264 01:21:38,084 --> 01:21:43,500 they have to be dressed and downstairs for breakfast by 9:00 1265 01:21:43,501 --> 01:21:45,416 And the family doing it! 1266 01:21:45,417 --> 01:21:47,375 Godfrey never made us get up at any particular hour 1267 01:21:47,376 --> 01:21:52,416 It's not going to kill this family to act like normal, healthy people for a while 1268 01:21:52,417 --> 01:21:55,458 You side with the butler against your own flesh and blood? 1269 01:21:55,459 --> 01:22:00,791 Maybe you'll change your mind when I tell you for the two days he's been here, 1270 01:22:00,792 --> 01:22:03,208 every time I open my mouth to say any little thing 1271 01:22:03,209 --> 01:22:08,209 Farnsworth turns and looks at me as if I were crazy 1272 01:22:17,334 --> 01:22:18,751 Farnsworth? 1273 01:22:19,459 --> 01:22:22,417 I've decided to have breakfast in bed tomorrow morning 1274 01:22:22,584 --> 01:22:26,876 And don't come up until I have buzzed you twice 1275 01:22:33,626 --> 01:22:36,959 There You see the way he looked at me? 1276 01:22:37,542 --> 01:22:38,875 - Mr Bullock? - Yes? 1277 01:22:38,876 --> 01:22:43,541 There are two gentlemen to see you One of them is that detective 1278 01:22:43,542 --> 01:22:46,416 - Maybe they have news of Vincent! - If they have, 1279 01:22:46,417 --> 01:22:49,001 so help me, I'll never pay another cent of taxes! 1280 01:22:49,334 --> 01:22:51,667 Good 1281 01:22:53,167 --> 01:22:57,833 He turned himself in, and they're shipping him out on a Dutch freighter 1282 01:22:57,834 --> 01:23:02,958 He was crazy about it here Why would he give himself up? 1283 01:23:02,959 --> 01:23:05,458 He told the immigration inspector he shouldn't accept 1284 01:23:05,459 --> 01:23:09,626 the hospitality of our country while he was breaking one of our laws 1285 01:23:09,834 --> 01:23:13,209 Irene, did you know about this? 1286 01:23:13,334 --> 01:23:15,459 Why didn't you say something? 1287 01:23:15,959 --> 01:23:21,125 He made me promise And nothing could make me break a promise to Godfrey! 1288 01:23:21,126 --> 01:23:24,041 Surely there's something that I could do 1289 01:23:24,042 --> 01:23:29,125 I could vouch for him, guarantee him a job, or post a bond or something 1290 01:23:29,126 --> 01:23:32,000 Unfortunately, although he carries an Austrian passport, 1291 01:23:32,001 --> 01:23:37,125 he was born in Romania and that quota has been filled for years ahead 1292 01:23:37,126 --> 01:23:39,333 Thank you, Mr Bullock This was a routine check 1293 01:23:39,334 --> 01:23:41,458 We wanted to account for all his time while he was here 1294 01:23:41,459 --> 01:23:43,916 That means Godfrey won't be able to come back 1295 01:23:43,917 --> 01:23:44,958 Oh, I doubt it 1296 01:23:44,959 --> 01:23:49,125 Isn't there a law that if one should marry an American citizen 1297 01:23:49,126 --> 01:23:52,791 Yes We had a case of a young man from Czechoslovakia 1298 01:23:52,792 --> 01:23:55,541 who was trying to get a non-quota visa Did he? 1299 01:23:55,542 --> 01:23:58,791 Yes We had suspicions that the marriage wasn't on the level 1300 01:23:58,792 --> 01:24:02,083 Once they got down to the city hall and set up housekeeping, 1301 01:24:02,084 --> 01:24:03,750 it would be pretty hard to prove 1302 01:24:03,751 --> 01:24:07,833 Then if Godfrey could find an American girl who was willing to marry him, 1303 01:24:07,834 --> 01:24:11,959 he could return to this country Sure, but it's a little late for that, isn't it? 1304 01:24:12,251 --> 01:24:15,042 Well, he 1305 01:24:15,959 --> 01:24:20,251 Irene? Irene! 1306 01:24:20,292 --> 01:24:23,001 Irene! 1307 01:24:24,251 --> 01:24:29,792 Have you seen my daughter? I don't work here anymore 1308 01:25:13,084 --> 01:25:16,125 - Pull over, lady - I've got no time for you now 1309 01:25:16,126 --> 01:25:20,375 - Will you pull over? - Will you get lost? 1310 01:25:24,209 --> 01:25:26,376 Quiet! 1311 01:25:39,876 --> 01:25:42,500 The old man wasn't going to wait much longer 1312 01:25:42,501 --> 01:25:44,916 - This all your luggage, sir? - That's all, yes 1313 01:25:44,917 --> 01:25:46,916 Take that down to number seven 1314 01:25:46,917 --> 01:25:50,376 Here are his papers Thank you 1315 01:25:53,251 --> 01:25:54,876 - Well, good luck - Thank you for everything 1316 01:25:55,209 --> 01:26:00,875 Sorry everything didn't work out for you, but we don't make the laws Good-bye 1317 01:26:00,876 --> 01:26:03,584 - Ready? - Yes, sir 1318 01:26:04,501 --> 01:26:07,417 Ready? 1319 01:26:41,959 --> 01:26:44,708 Godfrey, you come back here 1320 01:26:44,709 --> 01:26:47,666 Where did you think you were going? 1321 01:26:47,667 --> 01:26:49,958 - Godfrey, listen - Bye, Irene 1322 01:26:49,959 --> 01:26:52,416 Godfrey, I'm going to marry you 1323 01:26:52,417 --> 01:26:54,041 - Let me see your license - Oh, go away 1324 01:26:54,042 --> 01:26:58,666 Godfrey, all you have to do is marry me and they'll give you one of those 1325 01:26:58,667 --> 01:27:01,375 one of those non-somethings or other 1326 01:27:01,376 --> 01:27:03,708 Non-quota visa 1327 01:27:03,709 --> 01:27:07,458 - Did you know that? - Yes 1328 01:27:07,459 --> 01:27:10,083 - Then why are you leaving me? - Because 1329 01:27:10,084 --> 01:27:14,666 - I want to see your driver's license - Will you go away? 1330 01:27:14,667 --> 01:27:17,458 Godfrey, don't you want to marry me? 1331 01:27:17,459 --> 01:27:23,416 I do! But I don't want people to say that I married 1332 01:27:23,417 --> 01:27:28,583 I don't want people to say I married you so I could stay in America! 1333 01:27:28,584 --> 01:27:31,458 I don't care what people say 1334 01:27:31,459 --> 01:27:36,875 I don't care why or how, but just so long as you do 1335 01:27:36,876 --> 01:27:38,291 I'll come back 1336 01:27:38,292 --> 01:27:42,417 When will you come back? As soon as I can I promise 1337 01:27:48,376 --> 01:27:50,333 All right, where's your license? 1338 01:27:50,334 --> 01:27:52,958 - And the registration slip - What'd I do wrong? 1339 01:27:52,959 --> 01:27:58,875 Not much You went 90 in a 25-mile zone, the wrong way on a one-way street, 1340 01:27:58,876 --> 01:28:03,083 skipped three traffic signals and hit a mailbox 1341 01:28:03,084 --> 01:28:05,166 I can't see very well 1342 01:28:05,167 --> 01:28:09,458 All right, they're here Why'd you let him get away? 1343 01:28:09,459 --> 01:28:12,208 What'd you want me to do, swim after him? 1344 01:28:12,209 --> 01:28:16,750 There's a tug goes out and picks up the harbor pilot from that boat 1345 01:28:16,751 --> 01:28:19,791 - A tugboat, where? - Pier nine 1346 01:28:19,792 --> 01:28:21,375 Oh, we'd never make it 1347 01:28:21,376 --> 01:28:27,834 I've got a siren And this time you follow me 1348 01:28:46,584 --> 01:28:49,333 Come in 1349 01:28:49,334 --> 01:28:53,167 The Captain would like to have a word with you 1350 01:29:04,251 --> 01:29:07,166 Young man, do you know your Bible? 1351 01:29:07,167 --> 01:29:08,791 The Bible Uh 1352 01:29:08,792 --> 01:29:14,250 It says, "And if a man entice a maid that is not betrothed, and lie with her " 1353 01:29:14,251 --> 01:29:16,750 he shall surely endow her to be his wife " 1354 01:29:16,751 --> 01:29:19,791 Exodus, Chapter 22 Correct me if I'm wrong 1355 01:29:19,792 --> 01:29:22,750 - I'm sure you're right - Good heavens, man! 1356 01:29:22,751 --> 01:29:24,833 I was young once I've had my fling 1357 01:29:24,834 --> 01:29:27,083 You can't get a girl into trouble, and then run out on her 1358 01:29:27,084 --> 01:29:32,708 You just can't do that! Especially when she's as pretty as that one 1359 01:29:32,709 --> 01:29:35,791 You mean she's here? The pilot boat brought her 1360 01:29:35,792 --> 01:29:37,500 - She told you - The whole story 1361 01:29:37,501 --> 01:29:42,416 Now, if she weren't an orphan I might have sent her back to her parents, 1362 01:29:42,417 --> 01:29:44,083 but that girl had a tough time 1363 01:29:44,084 --> 01:29:49,291 I started as a cabin boy I know what it is to wash dishes for a living 1364 01:29:49,292 --> 01:29:52,750 You look like a decent man, and she seems to be an honest girl 1365 01:29:52,751 --> 01:29:55,458 I don't think you'll be making a mistake 1366 01:29:55,459 --> 01:29:56,833 - Where is she now? - Right outside 1367 01:29:56,834 --> 01:30:02,750 I told her I'd be glad to marry you as soon as we're out of American waters 1368 01:30:02,751 --> 01:30:06,458 And I'm telling you the champagne's on me What do you say? 1369 01:30:06,459 --> 01:30:10,041 - Can I speak to her alone? - Why, of course 1370 01:30:10,042 --> 01:30:11,416 But remember, be nice to her 1371 01:30:11,417 --> 01:30:17,501 She didn't come after you because she was desperate She really loves you 1372 01:30:20,626 --> 01:30:22,834 Miss Bullock 1373 01:30:23,834 --> 01:30:27,417 Come inside and shut the door 1374 01:30:33,417 --> 01:30:38,333 Now what is all this about you being an orphan and washing dishes 1375 01:30:38,334 --> 01:30:40,250 and anything else you made up about us? 1376 01:30:40,251 --> 01:30:43,375 I didn't make up anything It's all true 1377 01:30:43,376 --> 01:30:47,291 You see, Godfrey, when you left, I had to leave too, so I really am an orphan now 1378 01:30:47,292 --> 01:30:51,416 Remember when I told you if you were in trouble, I wanted to be in trouble too? 1379 01:30:51,417 --> 01:30:54,042 And if you can't find a job, I don't care 1380 01:30:54,084 --> 01:30:57,667 I'll wash dishes or something 1381 01:30:58,167 --> 01:31:00,666 When did the Captain say we'd be out of American waters? 1382 01:31:00,667 --> 01:31:04,876 About two hours Do you think you can wait that long?